Once a upon time there were two lovely couples, and their are Julie and Dave, Julie is a chinese girl from china and Dave is from america.
So one day julie was send to the hospital, becuase julie had an heart attack. Then after that, her boyfriend Dave went to the hospital just to visit julie and company her. Julie said something to dave in chinese.
"Bie ta ma de shang, kongqi quan de shiqing, ta baohante kongqi" Julie said. Then suddenly julie fainted...
"what?? translate it in english!!" Dave said, then he noticed julie is dead.
After 5 days, dave went to china and ask one of the chinese what is the translation of this? "Bie ta ma de shang, kongqi quan de shiqing, ta baohante kongqi"
Then the chinese said.
"don't fucking step on that air tube thing it contains air!" said the chinese
"What the Fuck!!, oh no its all my fault :(" dave said and started to cry
Then after that, dave went back to america and go back to the hospital.
Dave noticed that her girlfriend is still alive and breathing,
dave hugged julie very hard :) and said..
"Im sorry that i stepped on your air tube that contains oxygen.."Dave said.
" It's ok... but if i have been already dead i would fucking kill you in your dreams and hunt you!" Julie said very loudly.
"Oh you!! :)" dave said very happily.
And they lived happily ever after....
-Fin-
