Angry Birds movie (rewritten)

Mighty Eagle

Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie huffed and puffed through dense jungle, waded through sticky swamps, and climbed up sheer cliffs. The trek was tough, but they just kept going. All four birds were excited and nervous about reaching Mighty Eagle's home. As they climbed, Chuck and Bomb talked about Mighty Eagle's legend. Red tried to stay focused on what he would say once they found his hero.

"If there is a Mighty Eagle, how come we don't ever hear his battle cry?" asked Chuck.

"I don't know." Said Red wearily.

"Maybe we have." Added Bomb thoughtfully.

"What makes you say that?" asked Aggie.

"What would a Mighty Eagle battle cry sound like?" Chuck wondered. "You know what? I think I got an idea. Maybe it's something like... 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!'"

"No! That's more like... 'CAW CAW CAW CAW'" said Bomb.

The two birds made 'Might Eagle battle cry' on their journey as Red and Aggie, who covered her ears along the way, got annoyed by their noises. They had kept quiet for hours, but they've reached their limit.

"Stop making Mighty Eagle noises!" Red and Aggie shouted in unison.

"It's like running a nursery. Absolute childcare." Red muttered.

"Someone has anger issues." Chuck sang

Finally, they reached the top of the mountain. The four couldn't wait to see Mighty Eagle's home. But instead of a home, they saw Mighty Eagle's mountain in the distance!

Chuck choked back tears. "This uh... This is the wrong mountain."

"Ugh, my feet are killing me." Aggie groaned. "And I can't glide all the way there."

Only Red, Chuck, and Aggie left the mountain, Bomb left behind as he cried for walking so far and got tired. Red, Chuck, and Aggie went back to get Bomb, which they tried to wake him up from sleeping. The next morning, the four climb on the Mighty Eagle's mountain. When they reached the mountaintop, they pulled themselves up and rested to catch their breaths. After s few seconds, they looked around and saw a clear blue lake. A beautiful twisted tree rested on the shore of the lake. It was all very calm and relaxing, and the four birds could not believe they had finally made it to Mighty Eagle'

"Oh, wow." Said Bomb as he gazed at the scene before him. "That is simply unreal."

"The Lake of wisdom!" exclaimed Chuck as he stared into the water. He took a deep sip, and Bomb joined him.

"Be honest." Said Bomb to Chuck. "Do I sound any wiser?"

"Oh, way wiser." Agreed Chuck. "You were kind of dumb before, I can say that now."

Red and Aggie climbed up the tree and saw an abandoned nest towards the top. It looked like it had not been used in a long, long time. They began to worry.

"Hey, guys. Nobody's here. I mean, nobody's used this place in years." Red said as he helped Aggie get down from the nest.

"Thanks." Aggie thanked him.

"You're welcome." Red smiled.

Then, they turned around and noticed Chuck and Bomb swimming in the lake. They were swimming, splashing, drinking, and playing in the water, including doing ballerina water dance. Red felt it was rude to play in the sacred lake. Aggie felt disgust of what Chuck and her cousin were doing in the Lake of Wisdom.

"What are you doing?" They asked. "Get out of there!"

But Chuck and Bomb didn't listen as they continued playing, much to Red and Aggie's annoyance as they rolled their eyes.