Single San E and her not so Single life

Bike disappeared Car appears with a Guy for the side dish.

"Whaaaaaaaat! wheres my bike!? Omo...I know I Locked it and put it right here..."  I hear a car driving up. " My bike it was- It was right here.."  I hear a slight screech. " Hey, Girl. Your Bikes gone. I saw a guy easily unlock it and take it.BTW he never came back."  I feel my face heating up not cos' hes handsome cos' he frickin' gets on my nerves!!!! " So...You just watch him ride away into the the sunset with my bike?" I clench my teeth. " Yea, I was too tired to get up sooo... I didn't stop him... And also I wouldn't call it riding into the sunset...he rode into the red district." I feel like he's smirking." You even got up to follow him and you- sigh..." "Hm?"Dad, Mom bless me. For what I'm about to do. 

I get up and dust my self off. " I feel bad about your bike. Want me to give you a ride?" I walk to his car making my pace faster as I reach his car. " so if you want a ride c'mo-" I walk around to his rolled down window and pull him by his collar. " H-Hey you're getting awfully handsy,  I don't know you like that." I pull even tighter. His face is close to mine. " Stop being so fucking lazy! With your little ideal body.. you could've stopped him, Bastard." he smirks 'i knew it' plays in my head. " You shouldn't have put it there in the open, Idiot."  "What!?"  he slowly takes my hand off his collar. " HaHa...Get in.. I'll take you where you wanted to go."  I am officially pissed off. He keeps laughing at me. " Whats... so ...Funny!!!" I punched him right in the nose. " Omo...My nose. did you break it?" he touches it. " Nope! you're so weak!" Blood starts dripping from his nose. " I'm weak?"  "Yup."  he unlocks the car. " Get in, Girl."   "Hmph."  

" You know your nose is-"  " Yup. it is.So chill til' we get to the-"  we made it to the stop light. " Omo! it's green!" he just fainted  on the steering wheel!

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