Angry Birds movie (rewritten)

Warning the village

Mighty Eagle grabbed a guitar and began singing the Might Eagle song. Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie played along, which they sang their own lyrics for the song. After the song, Mighty Eagle tossed the guitar aside and stood up. It looked like he was getting ready to leave the room, so Red tried to steer the conversation back to the pigs. It was becoming very clear to all four birds that Might Eagle was turning out to be not so mighty after all.

"So, anyway, the other day, these pigs showed up out of nowhere. And, it caused me a great deal of suspicion... And he's walking out of the room. I don't get this." Red said angrily. "This guy sits here on his butt, all alone, clearly doesn't leave the house. He talks a good game, but, he doesn't care about anyone but himself."

"Sounds a lot like you." Chuck said quietly.

"Oh good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck." Said Red. But he realized that Chuck was probably right. Red got up from the sofa, and went after Mighty Eagle as Aggie followed him.

The two birds found the older bird staring through a pair of binoculars at Bird Village way below them.

"Hello, Mighty Eagle." They said as he approached the big bird. "What are you doing?"

"I am bird watching." Mighty Eagle replied as he lowered the binoculars and pushed Red and Aggie in front to let them see for themselves what he was watching. "Take a peek."

Red and Aggie stuck each of their one eyes so they can share a binocular, and saw Shirley, taking a mud bath.

"Yuck, you're disgusting!" Aggie gagged.

"Oh yeah." Might Eagle smiled.

Red looked away from the binoculars, and asked. "Look. Are you gonna help us or not?"

"I am helping you!"

"No. This is you helping. Looking through binoculars. Spying on old ladies..." Red looked down at Bird Village with binoculars. He couldn't help notice a massive tent in the middle of Bird Village. "Whoa, whoa. What is that?"

Out of curiosity, Aggie pushed Red aside to give her space, so she can see it herself. "Let me see!"

When the two birds can see through the binoculars, dozens of pigs were running in out of the tent. Other pigs were handing out what looked like party to all birds, and some were zipping around Bird Village in their strange vehicles. When they looked closer, Red and Aggie saw that the pigs were stacking boxes of TNT all around the village. This confirmed something Red had suspected all along: the pigs were up to something, and it definitely wasn't good.

"I was right. I was right." Said Red, concern in his voice. "I knew it! Bomb, Chuck, hurry up! Get out here!"

Mighty Eagle looked through the binoculars at the tent and all the pigs and knew something bad was happening. "Uh-oh."

"Mighty Eagle, hey. Fly us down there, now." Red pleaded.

"No." said Mighty Eagle softly.

"I'm sorry. What?" asked Red and Aggie, both were shocked.

"I don't do that anymore." Said Mighty Eagle sadly. "I'm retired. Mostly just tired. Go handle it yourself. This is everything I've prepared you for."

Both Red and Aggie could not believe it. Mighty Eagle was abandoning them. "What? Prepared us for?" They said in unison.

Then, Red was starting to get irritated. "Hold on. Did I missed something? Let me just go through my notes really quick. Let's see. Crazy stuff, bragging, crazy stuff, karaoke. No. See, I don't see anything useful here." Coincidentally, Chuck and bomb came out of the cave with Mighty Eagle's merchandises, making Aggie crossed her arms and glared at them.