Jason x Freddy oneshots

Dear God, your feet stink

Freddy was sat on one side of the sofa, his legs resting on Jason's lap and his hand propping his head up on the arm of the sofa. They were watching Nightmare On Elmstreet together because Freddy is a self-centred bitch.

"One, two...Freddy's coming for you...
Three, four...better lock your door...
Five, six...crab your crucifix...
Seven, eight...better stay up late....
Nine, ten...never sleep again..."

Freddy hummed along to the tune, tapping his glove along as well. He felt eyes on him and turned to glance at Jason, one eyebrow raised. Jason was staring at Freddy with those stunning hazel eyes, they seemed to be radiating off a mixture of happiness and slight amusement.
"What are you doing?" Freddy asked Jason, still admiring his eyes.
"Nothing..." Jason trailed off, obviously seeming guilty of being caught starring.
"Well stop doing..." Freddy lazily gestured to Jason's eyes, "That."
"Doing what?" Jason said with confusion in his voice.
"That thing with you're doing with your eyes. It's making me nauseous."
Jason chuckled and then locked eye contact with him, not blinking.
"Aw, fuck you." Freddy stated.
"If you really want to," Jason replied, smirking under his mask.
Freddy launched his foot into Jason's face.
"Oh god, your feet stink!" Jason complained loudly, shoving his foot out his face. Freddy cackled before shushing Jason, "SHHH this is the best part of the movie!"
Jason raised an eyebrow and Freddy.
Freddy fixed his fedora and said, "It gets my good side!"
Jason rolled his eyes and started laughing at his stupidity.
"Hey Jason?"
"Yeah?"
"You still in on the fucking?"
Jason started choking, "Y-you were serious?" He asked.
"You weren't?" Freddy responded, making a mental note to be able to tell when someone's joking or not.
The TV turned off and the lights were off because of the film, so everything was dark.
There was silence in the room and Freddy didn't hear the heavy footsteps creep up behind him.
"My room, 10 minutes." Jason's low voice growled in Freddy's ear, sending shivers down his spine. He nodded but stayed silent.
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