Baking Unicorns (song I made up)
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    So, I have a friend who started saying he's a bacon unicorn. I told my dad and he thought I said BAKING unicorns, not BACON. And then this was born! :D

    Baking Unicorns (song I made up)

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    I'm baking a unicorn
    
                          
    I cut off its facial horn
    
                          
    I put bacon where it was torn
    
                          
    Now I'm baking bacon unicorn
    
                          
    I'm baking a unicorn
    
                          
    I filled its insides with caramel corn
    
                          
    Running out of things that rhyme with horn
    
                          
    Except some good old fashioned porn
    
                          
    Just kidding about the porn
    
                          
    I was desparate and torn
    
                          
    Let's get back to unicorns
    
                          
    Its in the oven and warm
    
                          
    I just ate a unicorn
    
                          
    It tasted like bacon corn
    
                          
    Never eat a unicorn
    
                          
    For now I'm feeling so forlorn
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