And now it's time for . . .
The Incredibly Silly Adventures of Star-Alignment Man
By charles frierman
(based off a Not-So-Silly Short Story)
Also by charles frierman
(inspired by old tv shows, comics, and cartoons)
Which were created by talented people and had nothing to do with
charles frierman
Starring
(get it . . . because of Star-Alignment Man...starring... Star-Alignment Man? oh, nevermind.)
Phillip Millmore AKA Star-Alignment-Man.
Jenn (don't call me Jenny) Hearttrob - A beautiful woman with a hideous wart on her nose. A wart that may or may not be the source of some kind of power that is the key to the universe.
Relisha Jones - An incredibly intelligent woman with no warts on her nose.
Timmy Strong - Star-Alignment Man's best friend, who is not strong or adventurous in any way, yet always gets dragged into the chaos. Catchphrase - "I really need new friends."
And
INTRODUCING
Dr. Wilbur - The lovable town doctor who is really, Evil-Ways (a really bad guy)!!!
The incredibly Silly Adventures of Star-Alignment Man is brought to you by the
United Procrastinators' Association.
Like the UPA always says, "Why do stuff now if you don't have to?"
Well, that's all the time we have for today, tune in on the 7th of every month for another exciting episode of, The Incredibly Silly Adventures of Star-Alignment Man!
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Next Month: Star-Alignment Man vs. a bowl of cereal.
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