(yup i got their names wrong)
Claude and Caleb were at the beach, it was Claude's idea to go.
"Hey Caleb! Are you having fun?!" Claude asked while playing volleyball with Katie.
Caleb got up from the sand; "Well obviously I'm having fun! Does it look like I'm not having fun?!" he said, sarcastically.
Claude smiled faintly; "Oh! I didn't notice, you look very mad!" the tidepod-looking boy replied.
Caleb suddenly got mad. "Sarcasm you idiot!"
The little cleaning product started crying.
The edgy boy cupped the tidepod's face with his hands; "You dumbass, you're so sensitive. Stop crying!"
Claude stopped. He looked at Caleb in the eyes.
"Caleb... you're a great friend." he murmured.
Caleb's eyes widened, he thought he misheard him.
"Excuse me?" the edgelord asked, still shocked.
Claude tackled Caleb to the ground and hugged him hard.
"I..I love you Caleb!" Claude yelled, hugging him tighter.
Edgelord struggled. "G-get off of me, you weirdo!" he yelled.
Claude got up.
"First you bring me to this shithole, a BEACH, THEN you do this shit?!" Caleb yelled.
Tidepod boy backed up.
"I-I"
Edgelord cut him off. "You know I hate the beach more than I hate myself and even my life!"
Claude whispered; "I'm so sorry Caleb, but I had to take you with me. Everyone else is out with their friends and I couldn't just go alone! Besides, this is a date!"
"Huh?"
Tidepod knocked him out with a frying pan and pat him on the head.
It was a peaceful day. (i hope you get this reference)
