Impractical Jokers Sickfics

Q's Sick

Q failed his tasks and has been punished by repeatingly diving into a pond in the middle of November.

Q's P.O.V
Jesus Christ that water was cold. After I did my 15th dive, the guys decide that's enough and call it a day. I climb out the pond as the boys are running towards me. Laughing their asses off.

"You guys are dicks." I said shivering.

"Was the water refreshing?" Joe joked.

I rolled my eyes. "Do you guys have a towel?"

They shook their heads no.

"Sal came up with it last minute. We didn't have time." Murr said.

"Jesus Christ. Let's just go home. I'm freezing out here." I said.

"OK yeah. Let's go." Joe said.

We walked back to the van and Sal started driving home. When we got to the hotel rooms, I immediately went to the shower. I turned it on hot. I was in the shower for almost a half an hour. While I was in there, my nose started running. Great. I come out and dry off and got into a t-shirt and plaid PJ pants. I walked into the kitchen to see Sal making ramen.

"Yo. Can you make me one?" I asked. He turned around.

"Sure." He started laughing.

"What?" I said.

"You had some dive today." He laughed.

I rolled my eyes and went over tI my bed and turned on Family Guy. I didnt realize I fell asleep until Sal was shaking me awake.

"Hey dude. Food's ready. You OK? You look kinda pale." He said.

I nodded.

"Yeah I'm fine. Just tired. I'm coming." I said.

We both ate in our beds while laughing at Family Guy. I was laughing at something Brian said when a coughing took over. It lasted about 15 seconds, while Sal was staring at me with worry in his eyes.

"Are you sure your OK dude?" He asked worryingly.

"I'm fine. Broth went down the wrong pipe." I said clearing my throat. It didn't look like he believed me but he didn't push. I saw that it was 10 o'clock and decided to go to bed early. I put my bowl in the sink and washed it out. Sal was still watching the TV but I always sleep with the TV on.

"Goodnight bro." I said climbing into bed. He looked at the clock.

"It's only 10. Why are you going to sleep?" He asked.

" 'Cause I had one hell of a dive today and I'm tired." I said.

A small chuckle came out of Sal's mouth as rememebered his dives.

"OK. Goodnight Q."

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Q's POV.....still
Dear God I hate everything. I should not have gotten in that pond. I woke up about 3am for God knows why and I felt horrible. My head was pounding with every heartbeat, my stomach was in horrific knots, my entire body ached, and I'm really lightheaded despite laying down. I look over to see Sal passed out and the TV was still on. I felt the bile rise and I knew I wouldn't be able to keep it down. I race to the bathroom as fast as I could and without trying to wake up Sal. I hardly make it to the basin and I start puking up everything I ever ate within my existence. As it keeps coming back up, my head is pounding even more with the stress of puking now on top. My stomach settles for a minute and I spit into the basin. I rest my forehead on my arm and try to catch my breath. That's when my stomach decided to try and escape through my throat again. I didn't even know someone could puke that much and not die. I felt a hand rubbing my back in a soothing way. I spit into the toilet again and look to see Sal rubbing my back.

"You don't need to be in here. You can leave if you want." I said weakly.

He shook his head. "No, I'm good where I am."

He continues to rub my backs while I catch my breath. After a few minutes my stomach had settled and I could possibly go back to bed.

"Can you stand by yourself?" He asked softly.

I shook my head no.
"Too lightheaded." I whispered.

He grabs me by my arm and slowly pulls me up amd wraps my arm around his neck, helping me up. He lays me down on my side and pulls the covers up to my shoulders and leaves for a quick minute. He comes back with Tylonel and a glass of water.

"Rinse your mouth out. Then take a couple of these. And you can go back to sleep." He whispered.

I did what he said and laid back down. Before I fell asleep, I heard him on the phone with Joe saying I was sick and he'll be staying with me for the next few days. I smiled and let sleep take me.