I AM NOT GAY {FINISHED}

1~IM NOT GAY, I PROMISE

Brendon's POV

"SARAH, I'M NOT GAY, I PROMISE! AND I WON'T DATE DALLON!"

"THEN STOP KISSING AND TOUCHING HIM ON STAGE!"

"But I can't stop the stage gay, the fans love it!"

"Oh, I see, you care more about the fans than me!"

"Hun, you know that isn't tr-"

"Whatever, I'm leaving your cheating ass! Now you can feel free to date Dallon."

"But, I really do love you..."

"I think you love Dallon more than me!"

"I-"

"I don't wanna here your excuses, Brendon Boyd Urie, we're through!"

The call ended and I threw my phone across my bunk on the tour bus.

There was a knock on the wall by the privacy curtain that I had closed.

"Hey, Brendon, are you alright?" Dallon's voice rang. If I was gay, I might have a crush on him. With his beautiful blue eyes and his perfect pale skin and-

What am I thinking?!

I am not gay.

"No, fucking Sarah thinks I'm gay, for you out of all people too..."

"And..."

"AND NOW I'M FUCKING SINGLE, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR?!"

"Sorry, umm, well, er...the guys wanna go out for some pizza, and, umm, well, do you wanna come?"

"Ugh, fine," I said, sitting up completely. That was when I noticed I was only in my boxers.

(Oh, ye, umm, brendon is on the middle bunk, so, not completely high up, but also not on the floor...:p)

Dallon immediately blushed as he looked at me. He tried to hide it by looking down. Did I mention he's completely gay, but only me and his ex know. His ex isn't the jealous, rude type. Breezy was very understanding when Dallon told her the truth. I believe she is bi herself, maybe pan.

I rolled my eyes and went to my suitcase to get some clothes. When I turned around, his eyes were glued to my body. I even stepped to the side and his gazed followed.

"Dallon, stop staring at me!"

"Sorry..."

"Whatever."

I pulled on some black skinny jeans and a random dark green shirt.

"O-oh, right, its about 60 degrees out there, you may want a sweater..."

(Idk whats cold to you guys, but i like heat, so 60 degrees is sweater weather for me (ha an unintentional reference...))

"Fine."

I reached over to the chair next to me and pulled off the sweatshirt that was hanging off of it.

Turns out, it wasn't mine. It was Dallon's. And its fucking huge.

"Fuck..." I muttered.

I went to pull it off, and Dallon spoke.

"Leave it on, you look adorable- no homo..."

I felt some heat rise in my cheeks- but not because I'm attracted to him, but because I'm embarrassed.

I am not gay.

"Anyways, where's Mike, Dan, and Axh?"

"Oh, they already left, I wanted to see if you wanted to come."

I hummed in response and left the bus with Dallon.

We walked in a comfortable silence as we walked to the pizza shop.

Mike and Dan were already eating a pizza while Axh was leaning back only eating one slice.

"Hey, look, the two gays are here." Mike said as we sat down at the table.

I rolled my eyes at his comment and sat down at the only available seat, next to Dallon.

"I know we are so gay." Dallon said as he put his arm around me, jokingly. The only problem, is he didn't pull his arm back.

So we were just eating pizza with one of his arms around my neck. I didn't really mind.

I am not gay.

"Dallon."

"Hmm? Oh, shorry." He said with pizza in his mouth. It was kinda adorable. No homo.

I am not gay.

He pulled his arm off of me and started to talk to the guys. Something about if My Chemical Romance ever gets back together, we should do a giant tour with them, Fall Out Boy and Twenty Øne Piløts.

So basically Save Rock and Roll with My Chemical Romance.

(future doritos is still waiting - 5/16/20

even more future doritos is also waiting -
9/14/20)

"Anyways, guys, we are going have the same stop with Twenty Øne Piløts, next week on Wednesday, that is also our next hotel night. But 2 of you might have to share a room. We might not have the funds."

This happens towards the end of tour. We becone low on funds for hotel nights and sometimes, two of us share a room.

"Well, I'm not sharing a room with Mike again, not after 'the accident,'" Dan called out.

Those two talk about an 'accident' about a month ago that caused them both to not want to share a hotel room again. They never said what happened, but, I think Dan saw Mike's d when they were changing. I mean after that, they came out of the room blushing.

"I guess Brendon and I are sharing a room."

"Yeah..."

"No sexy times, please, we'll be in the rooms next to you."

"What?" I felt my face heat up.

I am not gay.

"Oh, is Sarah going to be there?" Axh asked.

"I doubt it, we just broke up..."

"What happened? I'll punch a bitch for you," Mike said

"She accused me of cheating on her with Dallon because of all the stage gay we do. Fucking stage gay."

"Oh."

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A/N: i think that was a good place to end the chapter

Hehe...

"I am not gay" count: 5-6 (only of you count the yelling part)