Why Vampires Should Not Have Pets by AliceCullenLover

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Why Vampres Should Not Have Pets by AliceCullenLover

Carlisle:WHY IS THIS PENGUIN PUTTING MY CLOTHES IN THE MICROWAVE

Emmett: daddy i respect this man

Carlisle:thnak you son

Jasper: i respect him too it's not my fault my penguin was crazy

Carlisle:your both my sons but that penguin was crazy your both ok now don't worry

Esme: (yells upstairs)Carlisle

Jasper: are you two mad at each other

Emmett:i dbout they are (yells downstairs) esme did you talk to him yet??

Alice: Jasper,Emmett leave them alone

Jasper:K

Carlisle:no jasper were not mad at each other we just miss each other as i am at work alot

Emmett: i'm just gonna walk out of the room BYYYYYYYYE ByyyyyEEEE

Jasper:i'm gonna go hang with emmett (leaves room)

Emmett:(yells from basement) HELP HELP A RAPING COLORFUL NINJA IS CHASING ME! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLPPPP

Jasper:OH NO!

Emmett: I'M RUNNING THREW A MAGICAL WATER FALL IN MY CHOCOLATE PANTS AND LICORICE SHIRT !!

Jasper: can i run threw the water fall with you?

Emmett: yes my buddie

Jasper:yay (runs threw water fall with emmett)

Emmett:(slams into wall thinking it's a door)

Jasper:(also runs into wall)

Emmett:WHY DID THE PANDA MAN GROW UP LICORICE MAN ? WHY ?(crys)

Jasper:I DON'T KNOW (crys with emmett)

Emmett: i d-don't know who i am

Jasper:your a marshmallow person

Emmett:(crys) get someone i'm really scared

Jasper:(still crying) i'm scared too

Emmett:who are we(runs around slamming into walls)

Jasper:(screams at furniture) GET A JOB

Carlisle: Jasper calm down

Emmett:who are you(screams) WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANYTHING!?!?!?!

Jasper:are you mr panda man

Carlisle:calm down both of you

Emmett:(slams head on floor)

Jasper: we ran through a magical water fall and bob the unicorn left(starts crying again)

Rosalie:(says from kitchen)maybe thay have bin taking loopy meds from ur office and eating them rather that or their on crack

Jasper:BOBBY WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO

Emmett:me and the couch began arguing because the couch refuses to get a job.He needs to start supporting himself cause i can't afford to take care of him anymore

Jasper:(flips couch off) GET A STUPID JOB COUCH

Emmett:yeah or jasper will willyou

Jasper:yeah

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 11, 2012 ⏰

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