Why Vampres Should Not Have Pets by AliceCullenLover
Carlisle:WHY IS THIS PENGUIN PUTTING MY CLOTHES IN THE MICROWAVE
Emmett: daddy i respect this man
Carlisle:thnak you son
Jasper: i respect him too it's not my fault my penguin was crazy
Carlisle:your both my sons but that penguin was crazy your both ok now don't worry
Esme: (yells upstairs)Carlisle
Jasper: are you two mad at each other
Emmett:i dbout they are (yells downstairs) esme did you talk to him yet??
Alice: Jasper,Emmett leave them alone
Jasper:K
Carlisle:no jasper were not mad at each other we just miss each other as i am at work alot
Emmett: i'm just gonna walk out of the room BYYYYYYYYE ByyyyyEEEE
Jasper:i'm gonna go hang with emmett (leaves room)
Emmett:(yells from basement) HELP HELP A RAPING COLORFUL NINJA IS CHASING ME! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLPPPP
Jasper:OH NO!
Emmett: I'M RUNNING THREW A MAGICAL WATER FALL IN MY CHOCOLATE PANTS AND LICORICE SHIRT !!
Jasper: can i run threw the water fall with you?
Emmett: yes my buddie
Jasper:yay (runs threw water fall with emmett)
Emmett:(slams into wall thinking it's a door)
Jasper:(also runs into wall)
Emmett:WHY DID THE PANDA MAN GROW UP LICORICE MAN ? WHY ?(crys)
Jasper:I DON'T KNOW (crys with emmett)
Emmett: i d-don't know who i am
Jasper:your a marshmallow person
Emmett:(crys) get someone i'm really scared
Jasper:(still crying) i'm scared too
Emmett:who are we(runs around slamming into walls)
Jasper:(screams at furniture) GET A JOB
Carlisle: Jasper calm down
Emmett:who are you(screams) WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANYTHING!?!?!?!
Jasper:are you mr panda man
Carlisle:calm down both of you
Emmett:(slams head on floor)
Jasper: we ran through a magical water fall and bob the unicorn left(starts crying again)
Rosalie:(says from kitchen)maybe thay have bin taking loopy meds from ur office and eating them rather that or their on crack
Jasper:BOBBY WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO
Emmett:me and the couch began arguing because the couch refuses to get a job.He needs to start supporting himself cause i can't afford to take care of him anymore
Jasper:(flips couch off) GET A STUPID JOB COUCH
Emmett:yeah or jasper will willyou
Jasper:yeah
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