The following takes place while Jimin and Fatima were sleeping:
Yoongi's POV
After the concert I went straight to bed.
But as usual, my life is against me and I got a call.
Me: "What?"
Ignooy: "Hey! I just got back from the concert! It was amazing! Oh my god! I sent you a video! Yoongi was great! Did you see Euphoria! And when Jimin introduced himself! And Taehyung's hair! I ship Namjin sooooo much!!!"
Me: "I saw the videos. Yoongi was pretty great wasn't he?"
Ignooy: "You only say that because you're name is Yoongi too."
Yoongi: "Maybe. But there is no way to argue that he is the swag-i-est member."
Ignooy: "You're so dumb"
Yoongi: "I like Red Velvet"
Ignooy: "Shut up"
Yoongi: "dUmB dUMB dUMb DuMb dUmB DUmB"
Ignooy: "Can I ask you something?"
Me: "What?"
Ignooy: "I'm going to sound creepy."
Me: "Ok...."
Ignooy: "Where do you live?"
Me: "STALKER!"
Namjoon from other room: "Be quiet Yoongi!!! Some of us want to sleep!"
Me whispering: "Stalker!"
Ignooy: "Stop it. Just tell me!"
Me: "You tell me first."
I got out of bed (still in my pajamas) and grabbed my coat and shoes.
Ignooy: "Fine. New York City."
Me: "Cool. I've always wanted to go. Where in the city?"
I silently crept down the stairs and out the door.
Ignooy: "What do you want? My fracking address?"
Me: "That would be nice."
Ignooy: "Creep. I live at apartment 516 on 82nd street."
I made my way over to her apartment. It was just a few blocks down.
Ignooy: "Hello? You still there?"
Me: "What floor?"
Ignooy: "Now this is getting creepy. But my window is on the third floor"
I climbed up the fire escape/stair thing and knocked on her window.
Ignooy: "Hold on. I think a bird just crashed on my window"
She pulled back the blinds and dropped her phone when she saw me.
Me: "So are you gonna invite me in or just let me stand out here in the cold?"
Ignooy: "What the actual frac!!! Yoongi is at my window!!! MIN FRACKING YOONGI!!!!"
I climbed into her room. It was filled with merch. She had 8 light sticks set up on the table. I saw a few bts posters and 1 blackpink one. She was still wearing the love yourself sweatshirt from the picture she sent me.
Ignooy: "Pinch me. I must be dreaming."
Turns out getting a wife will be easier than I thought.
Me: "Hey. Since we're 'dating' you want to go somewhere?"
Ignooy: "Any where with food. Wait a minute. Are you in your pajamas?"
Me: "I love my sleep"
We climbed down the fire escape and went to a diner down the block.
We had milk shakes and French fries.
Ignooy: "Just try it. It tastes better than it sounds."
Me: "Get your fries away from my shake"
She threw a fistful of fries into my glass.
Ignooy: "What? You mean those ones?"
Me: "I'm gonna murder you"
Ignooy: "If you can even catch me"
She ran out of the diner and I chased her.
Me: "I'll have you know that I played basketball in high school!"
I finally caught her and picked her up. I carried her back into her apartment and laid her down on the bed.
Me: "I'm bored. Let's watch a movie"
Her eyes lit up.
Ignooy: "I know a good one! Let's watch Forgotten!"
Forgotten is a really good Korean movie on Netflix
Watch it
We stayed up watching forgotten. It was really good. When the movie ended, I saw Ignooy peacefully sleeping. I wrote my hotel address on a post it and left it on the bedside table.
When I got back to the hotel, Jimin was leaving with his wife.
