this week: school edition (mostly just things my school friends and i have said)

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by _slytherin_bitchass
by _slytherin_bitchass
                                    
                                              
Seamus: When they go out and have sex they all die.
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*music in the science video starts playing*
                          Hermione and Percy: *start dancing*
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*talking about Draco and gang*
                          Hermione: Small things entertain small minds.
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Professor Snape: ok factorise that

                          Hermione (immediately): 2.6
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*Harry and Ron trying to solve an equation*
                          *Hermione smiling knowingly*
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*Draco walking past Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, George, Fred, Seamus and Dean*
                          *Harry talking to George and Fred* 
                          *G&F see Draco*
                          George and Fred: Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry
                          *George winks at Harry*
                          *Draco walks away flipping them off*
                          (A/N so based off something that I did the other day, in this scenario I am Draco lol. Also drarry)
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Luna: Can I go to the bathroom?
                          *graffitis the bathroom stall with the deathly hallows*
                          (A/N deadass did this today in math)
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George and Fred talking about bludgers: We just pretend it's someone we don't like's face
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Harry sits down with Draco and Draco's friends*
                          Pansy: This is a Slytherin only table
                          *Harry doesn't even flinch*
                          (A/N little bit of drarry)
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Pansy: Can you guys stop being so gay to each other?
                          *Harry and Draco not caring*
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*Draco eating spicy noodles*
                          Draco: oh my Salazar I'm dying
                          Ron: good you deserve to die
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Pansy: Oh my Salazar I'm so gay for you do you wanna hook up or something? You can't tell me that's not what's going on.
                          *Blaise and Theo laughing*
                          *All look at Draco and Harry talking*
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*picks a ripe watermelon*
                          Neville with a watermelon leave crown on his head: I AM THE MELON GOD!
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                          (A/N this was just for laughs, not expecting many reads so if you do read, what the actual fuck thank you! Also I'll probably be updating weekly so yeah.)