Eeva was born in 1.1.1 but she doesnt remember anything from that time and thinks that she was born in 2004. A banana peel gave birth to Eeva and she was born in a trash can. Eeva went to kindergarden with Jesus and she used to bully him by strangling him and throwing worms at him. And how do I know this you may ask. Well I know EVERYTHING and I see EVERYTHING. Anyways the rest of Eeva's life was pretty boring.
