Corny

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I turned over and saw his big brown eyes starring at me. Wow was this the sexiest man on the planet and here I was in bed with him. The way he looked at me damn I know he want me.

"aight you got to go"

"what you mean I got to go?" I said with confusion

"my wife about to be off work so you got to go"

"YOUR WIFE!"

Why the fuck I always get the dumb broke ones and MARRIED. Like where was this ring at when we met, and you brought me home.

NOW ITS MY WIFE THIS AND THAT

"YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU, TAKE ME HOME"

"I already got you a uber on the way" he said with a trifling ass smirk, I wanted to smack off his face.

I didn't have no words to say, I grabbed my panties that were hanging on the side of the dresser right next my clothes and walked out the door to my uber.

Lord knows I am tired of these trifling ass man

I am 21, no kids, college degree, apartment, and car

I don't know why I let him pick me up, but a girl can only dream she found the one.

*****

"BITCH I TOLD YOU SOMETHING WAS UP WITH HIM"

"Shut up Lexus" I hate telling my best friend stuff because she is always right, its like she have superpowers.

"No Alex, you need to listen to me sometimes"  she said rolling her eyes.

"Whatever, you trying to match or what" I said looking for my lighter

"Nah I'm straight, I have a date tonight"

"Wow bye hoe, FaceTime me later" I said annoyingly , like she not in the room next door

"Bye bitch" she said blowing me a kiss

Lexus always had her life together, we both studied at New York University and both were Mass Communication majors.

She was my first roommate and now my best friend, we decided to stay in Manhattan and get an apartment together.

She was honestly the glue to my whole entire world, definitely since what happen to my family.

I began to roll my blunt then I noticed my phone screen light up.

(804)555-5688: whatsup Miss.Alex

Now who the hell is this I thought to myself

Me: hey who is this

(804)555-5688: damn couldn't save my number huh.. lol

Me: ok lol

I threw my phone on the floor, now I was annoyed. All I wanted to do was smoke my blunt and read my book.

I hate saying guys are the same but fuck it seem like it. I really want to settle down but it's hard to find the right one when all I do is run into the married ones.

"Wow you really about to smoke without me!" Lexus said barging in my room

"You just said you was going on a date"

"Well I changed my mind, scoot over hoe" she said taking over my whole bed

"Alex someone is blowing up your phone sis"
She handed me my phone and I see it's still that random number texting me

"Bro I don't know who this is, I was drunk and gave my number out to some random"
I said rolling my eyes

I looked at my phone and saw he text me 5 times!

(804)555-5688: My name is Omar, we met last night before you left me hanging for some other guy

(804)555-5688: you were so beautiful last night

(804)555-5688: I would like to get to know you

(804)555-5688: I know this is kinda random lol

(804)555-5688: I hope I didn't scare you away

"Awww he seems nice"

"Lexus get out my phone damn" I said hiding my screen like she didn't already see it

She lit up the first blunt and if my heart could do a back flip it would. I mean I'm not a pothead or anything in that nature, but I do like winding down after a long day.

Me: hey Omar & thank you.. I was kinda lit last night

(804)555-5688: yeah I could tell, happy I got your number before you ran off

"When is your date going to be here?" I asked while inhaling

Oh yeah this that good stuff

"It supposed to be at 7, but he 15 minutes late. I'm about to text him and say fuck it" she said and I could tell by her voice she was disappointed

"Awe stinky Pooh we can go out to dinner" I said with a smirk on my face

"Facts because I'm hungry as hell now"

We burst out laughing.

(804)555-5688: ...

"Bro he worsum as hell . He keep texting me back to back" I was starting to get annoyed, he must be ugly

"He probably ugly" she said it's like she read my mind

"To bad your drunk ass don't remember what he look like"

"Mind your business bitch" I said while laughing

Me: sorry I'm kinda busy. I'll text you later

(804)555-5688: cool, don't forget about me ;)

"Oh bitch he corny as hell" I said while I blocked his number

"Why you trippen that's your favorite, but I'm high as hell and my man waiting downstairs for me" she said walking out my room

"LEXUS!! YOU FAKE" I said but she already left out the front door

I didn't have any plans, and I was high to. I decided on eating some left over cold pizza, got a glass of red wine and started reading my book.

I didn't mind being home alone, but damn it would be nice to have a man.

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