Beans on Toast (OCs)

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     "Ok but seriously what person had the idea to name your family?" Oscar tilted his head at the brown clad man sitting on the sofa.
     "Rather who decided it was a good idea to continue it?" A took a swig of his wine.
     "I guess. But then why did you name your kids like them?"
     A turned his head and glared. "They're not named like my pitiful excuse of a family."
     "A, you literally have a kid named Bell and the other is named Britain do not at me."
     "Those are normal names."
     "NO they ArEn't???"
     "To you maybe. Your 'country' is odd enough as it is with everything it does, so don't say you have weird names in there."
     "The most out of place name in my home is Cletus. Not a freaking letter or object like your family." Oscar laughed.
     "Your faces make up for that...." A muttered.
     "Be nice, juicey juice man." Oscar grabbed a can of beans.
     "Can you stop calling me that then? My wine isn't juice."
     "Then stop making fun of my home, you botfly of envious treason."
     "What did you say?"
     Before A could react, Oscar threw his beans at the Brit and took off.

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