Listen up! We gotta talk !
You? No, not you.
I am talking to my sperm
You idiot.
I am the one who welcomed you to the world
With my warm hands
Oh you know what i am talking about.
So , First things first
Congratulations on being my sperm.
We both know we had a real good start
Oh yes ! We were thirteen.
So them machines that's making you
So strong, I defended a ball with em balls.
May be the ball thought our balls were his friends.
Listen up! Here we are doing what we are destined to do
Than what we usually used to do.
I am sorry for all the times when
You ended up in my toilet
Please don't curse me for all that times.
But the time has come for you to meet Ms.Ovum
Let's get you ready.
Sperm up! Yes, like I man up!
Its time for you to do it.
If anybody askes you who are
You say with your tail high
Head high and your body straight
"A machine gun, so keep away".
So this machine thats making you
ain't gonna be so kind enough to just make
One of you, but few millions of you's
But still you are you.
Your World ain't all easy peasy.
Its full of people racing and fighting to meet their purpose
Their love Ms.Ovum.
But there is only one true love
So Mr.Sperm. You wanna make her Mrs.Sperm?
Well its time you thought about it
Cause the race starts now.
You are gonna have to race together
But remeber to not trust anyone.
Our Human world is a perfect example if
You are looking for one.
But this ain't gonna be just a race
But a maze but atlast a face is gonna be born.
For that sir, I salute you.
You gotta be as strong as your love
And as fast as wind
If you wanna thrive and not just survive.
You have seen half the journey before
So what you need to prepare is for the other half.
Listen up! We have waited so many years for this
Now you better be ready with exactly 23 chromosomes
Not less not more just 23.
Cause that will determine how our baby
Will look like,act like,live like and love like.
It matters to me so you better be good.
No.I beg you to be good.
Let me enlighten you.
It ain't about how small you are
Or how big you are but your desire
To meet your love and be her saviour
Rescue her from suffering
From going into the sanitary pad
Its time she needs a break from periods
Its time she deserve better
A chance to grow together with you.
I love you my boy.
