Facts 'n shit

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Hey bitches. It's Tee/Tiana/Asshole and I'm here to tell you guys some facts about me. And honestly I'm nervous as fuck right now, but let's get started.

1. I am black...or African-American, whatever the fuck you wanna call it

2. I was born 7/16/02...you do the math (yes I am quite young but I really don't give a shit and you shouldn't either)

3. I have anger issues and I'm slightly bi-polar

4. I'm a different breed of nigga. I'm not into hip-hop and R&B. I'm into metal and punk rock (if you didn't already know)

5. I am WAAAAY overweight

6. I have one older sister, who also has a Wattpad and her username is DrowninInALifeJacket, I think

7. I'm not good at saving money. Like the first time I went to Hot Topic I spent over $100 dollars

8. I really wish I was older than I am

9. I called my dad a bastard when I was 2 and I told my sister I was gonna whoop her ass when I was 1? I don't know I can't remember

10. I get ticked off very easily. Too easily

11. I do have an Instagram but it's like the worst shit ever. I'm not active and I regret getting it tbh

12. I'm the smartest and most mature, yet dumbest and most immature person you'll ever meet

13. I'm very messy/lazy and I HATE cleaning with a burning passion

14. I sometimes wish I could punch every single person I know, in the face

15. My favorite colors are black (even though it's a "shade"), red, white (also a "shade"), and gray

16. My favorite animals are monkeys and my favorites bugs/insects are dragon-flies and butterflies

17. I never liked playing with dolls and shit when I was little

18. I like snakes, turtles, and lizards. So reptiles, in general

19. I listen to Pierce The Veil, Asking Alexandria, Bring Me The Horizon, Crown The Empire, Of Mice & Men, Sleeping With Sirens, All Time Low, I See Stars, The 1975, 5 Seconds Of Summer, Black Veil Brides, The Neighbourhood, Panic! At The Disco, and 1D (don't judge me). There are also a few more.

20. I don't really have as much friends as I used to. BUT I DONT GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE I HAVE YOU ALL

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There you go everyone. I honestly don't know who the fuck to tag sooo, yeah? Anyways, I hope you all still like me after this, I was holding this off for the longest, but oh well. But, besides that, I LOVE YOU ALL and byyyye ^.^

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 21, 2014 ⏰

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