Hot Summer Days

"The last thing I was expecting when I came home was you half naked on my bed." Was the first thing Sasori said all day. No joke. Despite him working as a professor in the local university dedicated to the arts, he didn't talk much. His class was, of course, dedicated to puppetry, mannequins, and the human form. Some days he threw in a lesson about anatomy. But most of the time he wrote down anything his students needed on the chalk board in his class, and let them figure it out. His classes were repetitive, but students liked him mainly because he didn't talk much and he was the farthest thing from strict. He didn't have much patience, but he wasn't strict mainly for the reason of he didn't want to constantly tell students what they were doing.

Sasori didn't want to talk at all today. Today was a bad day. You see, there is a certain student that every teacher likes. Every student either loves him or hates him. The majority of students that took Sasori's class were people who hated him. Sasori hated him. When that guy entered Sasori's classroom and decided to be an interruption, Sasori's favorite student (the student being the favorite because he was most similar to Sasori, except he liked to talk), upon seeing Sasori's own nasty glare, tried to get the guy out of the classroom nicely. When that didn't work, he just yelled a quick 'Fuck off!' and that got the guy running. Sasori didn't care that the student had swore, but Sasori's day had been practically ruined.

But, of course the blond idiot Sasori called his boyfriend decided to appear in his apartment wearing nothing but his underwear, a popsicle between his lips, and his long hair pulled up into a ponytail, his bangs hanging outside of the ponytail.

"It's hot outside and my apartment doesn't have air conditioning." Deidara said in response to the slightly ticked-off redheaded midget still standing in the bedroom doorway.

"Why'd you come to my apartment?"

"You're my boyfriend, hm."

"You could've gone to Itachi's. Itachi lives in a mansion I'm sure he has air conditioning."

"Itachi's little brother is a conniving little shit that scares the crap out of me, hm."

"He's 16 and you act like he's going to kill the Kage. And the house is so big you might not even see him."

"Not risking it. Someone has to answer the door and there's no guarantee it will be Itachi, his parents, or that boy Shisui."

"If you don't want to go to Itachi's then go to Kisame's. He owns a shark tank, his house probably feels like Antarctica."

"Your place was closer, hm."

"That's not a good excuse and you know it."

The pair glared at each other for an entire minute, before Sasori sighed and set down his bag by the doorway. Sasori peeled off his shirt and threw it towards the laundry bin. Sasori didn't really mind the scorching hot 103° weather, as for one he had grown up in the middle of a desert, meaning temperatures like this were normal to him. Also, he had known ever since he was a small child that temperature didn't really affect him, as he could go out in freezing cold weather in just a T-shirt and some shorts and it didn't bother him. Not that he had ever tried to.

Deidara took his time admiring the tattoos littering Sasori's body. Nobody else except Sasori and Deidara got to see them. The tattoos made Sasori's body look like a puppet.  Deidara's favorite was the circle on the right of his chest with the kanji for scorpion on it. Even if Deidara didn't like Sasori's tattoos, he had no right to criticize, as he had his own arrangement of tattoos. On Deidara's hands there were mouths, and on Deidara's chest was a large mouth that looked like it was sewn shut. Deidara never really knew why he had such an odd fascination with mouths, as it wasn't like he studied them or anything. And, as a matter of fact, the only mouth he liked to kiss or do anything to was Sasori's. As much as it sounds dirty (because it, in all honesty, is) it was the honest truth. Sasori was Deidara's one and only, something he would never tell Sasori mainly because Sasori hates all that lovey dovey shit and would probably kill Deidara if he ever turned into a sap.