"Oh boi, looks like I'm goin to school today." The MAIN EDGY character spoke, as she got out of bed, and walked to their closet. THEY GOT THE EDGIEST CLOTHES THEY COULD FIND, AND WALKED TO THE BATHROOM. She took a shower, and came out in her EDGY clothes.
Trigger warning?
"Oh no, there's iS my step father, about the hit me over the head with a wine bottle," I said joyously. And boi was I right, he came and twirled like a ballerina and hit me over the head. "Ow, PAPA!" I screamed and walked out the door. "GET BACC OVER HERE!" He screamed. But since i have to follow the story board, I walked to school, with a bloody head. I walked in to school. And noticed some new bois. "Oh boi the jet blacc haired one is CuTe" I thought, but really I said out loud. "Hey JONATHON! The FREAK looks even UGLIER TODAY!" a bOi yelled. "Oh yes, my bullied, how nice.". "Hey SPORK!" He yelled, spitting in my face. "Yes?" I answered. He grabbed my hair and threw me to New Jersey. "OH I hope the jersey devil doesn't find me." But as I spoke. The jet blacc boy came out of no where, with devil horns. "oH nO."
I awoke In in the school floor. "Now if I were in a wattpad story where would I go? oH yEah!" I sat there and cried in the middle of the hall. Suddenly a pale boi came up to me. "Hey you look hurt, lemme take you home" He said, and carried me away. Instead of yelling stranger danger, I let him take me. This is a wattpad story, so what's the worst that could happen, right?
"MA! I found this bloody stranger in mah new skewl so I brought her home, now mak meh coffee" The boi spoke, and walked upstairs, throwing me in his bed. I felt him hit meh in the head with a frying pan as I knocked out
I awoke again, this time with bandages on my head, but in the dark. Chains held me down, as I was in the bathroom, only covered by a potato sack. "I knew I should've followed my script" I shook my head
Au; mah bold key decided not to work, so I have to type with this thing, anyways, this story isn't over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)👌💯💯👁😩😩😩👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥
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RomansaSorry in advance- this book is horrendous (Triggers) This book is not meant to offend any writers, I've just read a lot of fics like this (not really) and decided to make a crackheaded version for cupcakes and giggles
