chilling in limbo - umbrella academy

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Klaus stumbles around, his hands on the ground as he screams.

"Come here, you magic fairy pills! Papa is starving for some numb feelings!" He whispers. He thinks he finds a pill and swallows it.

It's just a rock.

You see, Klaus decided to go on a road trip. But he can't drive. So he went on a long walk, but fell asleep and woke up and all his drugs were gone.

He reaches for another "pill" (rock) but instead he grabs a.....
Foot?

He screams and stumbles back. He looks up at you and his mouth falls open. You have blood pouring out of your head.

"Oh my god, are you alive? Are you okay?" He asks you, worried.

You start to wobble a little before falling onto him. You were alive, but then you saw Klaus and decided to let go of life.

"Oh my god! Get off of me you meat bag!" Klaus screams, having flash backs of the meat place he used to work at when he left the academy. Meet Meat. Their Moto was "meet more people who enjoy the meat they get when they meet you."

"Wow, you're helpful." You say to him. By now you have left your lifeless body and are standing behind him. He shoves your body off of himself and stands up.

"Where am I?" You ask him.

"I'm Klaus, and I think you're just chilling in limbo." Klaus replies as he grabs your hand and furiously shakes it.

Alright, so if you can't tell this is a "joke" fic. It's gonna be wild. 😂😂