I'm a duck, (quack quack) stupid family doesn't suspect a thing. I look up fruits all day long.
I'm gonna rule the world and everyone will bow down to me.
I am a soul duck, I'm half dead half alive but I look like a regular duck. this helps disguise soon my plan will be complete . . . I did not just say I have a plan *look into eyes* you are sleepy you are very sleepy.
family are coming DO NOT SLEEP 'were are the pans Petunia?' she is seriously not asking me that
(waddle waddle) stupid family walk away *look into eyes* 'you have pretty eyes Petunia' you will walk out of here and go to the closest dump and jump in
family walk out to jump in a dump
know what to do with you infernal human I know!
*look into eyes* you will be my slave forever and will tell no one of my plans, you will keep my identity hidden while I accomplish my mission TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD Mwahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
