FIRE ALARM ― jeongchan [✓]

5 ― failure

Pointyhead
OKAY SO WE FAILED
TO FIND YOUR HUBBY
DUE TO INSUFFICIENT
INFORMATION

Hoplessgay
how tragic

guess i'll stay single
forever,,, oh no

Pointyhead
you dont sound nearly
as upset as you should

Hoplessgay
well maybe i don't
WANT to find the really
attractive and kind prince
charming who sacrificed
his pants so i could stay
warm as he showered me in
sunshine and happiness
that practically radiated from
his one left dimple

Pointyhead
...

how much icecream
have you eaten?

Hopelessgay
7 TUBS OF CHOCOLATE
FUDGE ICECREAM IM
SO DEVASTATED

WHY DO ALL THE GOOD
LOOKING MEN IN MY LIFE
RUN AWAY FROM ME

Pointyhead
UH HELLO?? I EXIST??

Hoplessgay
my point exactly

Pointyhead
BITCHSJD

anyways, guess i'll just
take my plan else where...
seen as how you WONT
APPRECIATE ME

Hoplessgay
ily pls dont leave
me i might drown my
insides in icecream
and die watching captain
america winter soldier for
the seventh time this week.

Pointyhead
oh god,,,this is serious

oKAY SO

DESCRIBE HIS APPEARANCE
TO ME AGAIN

AND BE REALLY DESCRIPTIVE

Hoplessgay
bitch, have you not
read any of me message??
i've practically described
him using every adjective
possible????????

Pointyhead
well that give me bullet
points no ones got time to
scroll through your messy
messages

Hoplessgay
UGH FINE

cute
dimple
blonde
tattoos
ears are pierced
really cute
fit
ABBBBBBS
good arms
did i say cute?
really adorable smile
TATTOOS

oh and he's cute

Pointyhead
okay hold on

OMFG HOLD ON A
SECOND

DO YOU REMEMBER
ANY OF HIS TATTOOS

Hoplessgay
uuuuuuh

he had a 97 on his
collar bone?? and
some sort of flower
bouquet thing on his
arm?? dude idk i was
too busy freaking out
BECAUSE HE WAS
REMOVING HIS PANTS

Pointyhead
OH MY GOF

DUDE AJDJEJDJ

Hoplessgay
WHAT WAEJF IM

Pointyhead
IM SO FUCKING DUMB
JEONGIN EYE-

Hoplessgay
i mean wbk,,, BUT WHAT
HAPPENED

Pointyhead
I NEED A GROUP MEETING

YOU'RE NOT INVITED

Hoplessgay
WHAT THENFUCK WHY

CHNAGBINM

TF DUDE SDJSDJ

HELLO????

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20/04/19