Slashers Group Chat

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GhostFace: Babies, I have some terrible news to share. My heart is broken 😢

TheShape: Oooo, did you and Sam finally break up?

GhostFace: Actually... yes. Thanks for pointing that out Michael.

LeatherFace: Aw shit man, she was crazy any ways you'll find some one better then that crazy hoe. Next time, be more pickier on who to date.

TheShape: WOW, you must be really upset, you actually called me Michael instead of Mikey! And er yeah, I could tell she was not actually that into you. Only with you for the fame 🤣

JasonVoorhees: Oh sorry man, what exactly did she say? And she wasn't worth it anyways, she was too crazy.

LeatherFace: Michael, try to be a bit more sensitive. I know if 1MeganAnn left me, hell I can't even think about that. I don't know what I would do with myself, I'd die inside.

TheShape: Ugh, Okay fine. Sorry dude. Find a slasher next time. The girl was bat shit crazy.

GhostFace: Well.. she said that we are better off friends, and to sum it all up. She has feelings for someone else and that she didn't want to lead me on.  How could she do this to me?! I HATE LOVE, pffft fuck her anyways, I'm dooooneee with relationships with non slasher girls anyways.

JasonVoorhees: Here's an idea maybe to help the heartbreak, how about we find out who she has feelings for, and you know.... kill him and leave his body on her front porch 😄 Old slasher style.

TheShape: That actually sounds like a good idea, it would be fucking hilarious to see her reaction too.

LeatherFace: Hm, that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea, tbh. Maybe I can get 1MeganAnn to find out who the guy is.

GhostFace: THANK YOU BABIES! I feel a lot better now, and that sounds like an amazing idea. She'll regret breaking up with me big time.

TheShape: Since 1MeganAnn And Angel are good friends now, they could definitely figure it out. Oh man, I love some revenge.

JasonVoorhees: Awesome! Love getting support on my ideas :D Let's get on it! Me too, Mike, love some revenge. Besides, I wanted to drown that girl from the moment she came into the group chat.

TheShape: Omg, same. Took me everything not too.

LeatherFace: Yup, same. Megan is the one who calmed me down, and to take out frustrations out on some other filthy humans. But now we can let Karma (us) kick her ass.

GhostFace: All right, Babies. Let's continue this later, in celebration for the revenge planning, I'm gonna have a drunk night watching Scream 3. Love you all 😘

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TheShape: He's crazy and annoying, but I do feel bad for the guy, somehow. But fuck I'm overjoyed that she is out of the picture. Gonna talk to Angel about the plan, talk soon guys.

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