Nendou Riki x Nendou Riki

the man, the myth, the gay

    Nendou Riki stared off into the sunset as he ate his roasted chicken ramen.

"Seriously Nendou, what is the difference between regular chicken ramen and roasted chicken ramen? They're both chicken! This has to be some scheme by Dark Reunion-" Kaidou was interrupted by Saiki's hand meeting his neck.

   Nendou continued looking into the sunset.

Saiki looked at him in disgust, "What are you doing?" He asked in his usual monotone voice.

"I can't believe there will never be a man as handsome as me..." Nendou sighed at the thought. Saiki let out a very annoyed face that only he could muster.

He continued to nom on his coffee jelly deciding to ignore Nendou's "stupidity," but little did he know, Nendou was such an intellectual that it was physically impossible for Saiki to comprehend his thoughts.

Suddenly, a figure appeared from the sunset.

"Nendou," it spoke, "I have come to solve your crisis, for I am..."

It became clear, the figure was none other than Nendou himself.

Nendou gasped and Saiki fainted.  Then Kaidou woke up. Then he fainted.

"But- but how? There can only be one Nendou!" Nendou #1 exclaimed.

"It is alright, pay no attention to that Nendou. We are both super hot intellectuals that will conquer the world. Join me Nendou, be my wife. We will rule!" Nendou #2 proposed.

Nendou #1 began crying. But they were tears of joy. "Yes, my love! I shall join you and we will leave these peasants!"

The two Nendous began to run off into the sunset together in order to have their Nendou filled wedding. His father would've been proud.

When Saiki awoke, he attempted to use clairvoyance to find where Nendou had gone, then he realized, Nendou was dead. It was not another Nendou, but a hallucination. Nendou had jumped into the sun because he thought he had found someone of equal beauty. But alas, it was only his own greed for a significant other that had led to his demise.

Saiki smiled. "Good riddance."

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