Joke Day #6 Easter Special

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   What is the Easter bunny's favorite kind of music? Hip hop

   Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.

   What happens if you tickle an Easter egg? It cracks up.

   Why is the Easter bunny so smart? He's an egghead.

   What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

   What do you call alien eggs? Egg-sterrestrials.

   How do chickens leave the building? They use the Eggs-it.

   How do clowns like their egg cooked? Funny side up.

   What do you call an adventurous egg? An Eggs-plorer

   Where do eggs go to first when they visit the U.S.A? New Yolk.

  

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