Cas Bakes Dean a Pie

Dean was on the couch and he was watching a TV show about pie. It was about cooking apple pie, pumpkin pie, pudding pie, blue berry pie, cherry pie, key lime pie, pecan pie, chicken pot pie, lemon pie, boston creme pie, and banana pie.

"Ooh baby." He licked his lips as they took the pie out of the oven. Then somebody popped up behind him.

"Dean?" They asked. He recognized the voice. It was the gay angel man.

"H-hello Cas." He turned to him very quickly, turning off the TV. "You didn't see that. I wasn't watching anything. I swear."

"Don't swear Dean, it's not ladylike."

"Cas, you are such a chuckle face."

"What?"

"What's in you hands, Cas?"

"I made you a pie. Look Deanie I worked very hard. I even caught my tie on fire." He glanced down at the half burnt tie and then it turned brand new, again because of his homosexual angel powers.

"That's not a pie." Dean frowned loudly.

"Yes it it, I worked hard."

"No. Look at it." The angel looked hard at the flat piece of dough in his hands. A single apple slice rested in the middle of it and it wasn't even cooked. "How did you manage to catch it on fire, did you eve put it in the oven ya dumb snot?" Deanie weenies eyebrows went together and his princess eyes widened to the size of plates and his lips puckered.

"what's an oven Dean?"

"How did you catch on fire?"

"I don't know, I just did. I was cutting the apple and all of a sudden something was smoking."

"You stupid butt. Come here and let me check you for burns."

"I am okey dokey." The angel promised him. Dean shook his head.

"No you shit stick, come here." Dean hugged Cad extremely tight. "You smell like fire."

"I was in purgatory."

"Baby boy" Dean slapped Cas's back in a loving, painful, way.

"Ouch Deanie." Cas frowned again. Dead gasped dramatically.

"Did I hurt you?!" Dean shouted in Cas's face. The angel starred into Dean's rapunzel eyes. "I always hurt everyone I love! Not you Cas, I don't need that!"

Cas continued to stare and then his eyes turned blue.

"Are you going to eat the pie or not you little shit?"

The End!

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Hope you guy's like this. I edited the original. I'll give ya'll the link if ya wanna read the first copy.