DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE

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BRAIN: Stop being a lazy ass and start doing it.

ME: what I'm doing something.

BRAIN: Well you're doing something that it's far from really doing something 

ME: What do you mean staying in bed and reading other wattpad stories is doing something.

BRAIN: Do it now or else you know what happens.

ME: Bitch

BRAIN: I know right, I try. Now do it or I will give you nightmares today.

ME: Okay okay bitchass got it.

Hello my angels, butterflies, and ladybugs how are you? Welcome to this story this is my first book that I'm totally in love with it because I have published other books but didn't like them and deleted them so now here we are. This is DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE. A book that for some couples is very understanding and for some not. I think and hope that everyone will like it cus I really tried not to have similarities with other books but if I really did then I don't know cus I really have this writing when everything comes with the flow. I just write then I like it or don't. Ok so let me talk about myself a little cus you need to know your author that is writing this beautiful story. ;)

So my name is not like the name you see in the top. I want to be anonymous.I'm a 15-year-old teenage girl. I have gone and am going through a lot of things and my escape is writing and wattpad.Ater this book that I don't know when I'm going to end it cus I'm a lazy ass I want to do another book basically telling my life story with other names and of course with some decorations here and there. So since I'm anonymous I'm just gonna tell the truth. My life isn't easy but every day I try to be happy and one day finally lives my dream of going across the country to America or London to pursue my dream. I want to go to college there for being a lawyer. I love food and I'm pretty lazy as you can see and very busy also. How do I keep up with this life? Well, don't ask me I just stay in bed all day studying and reading books in wattpad or real books. Yeah yeah, it might look like I'm boring and doesn't have a life type of person but actually I have a pretty damn good social life. How do I keep up with it? Don't know and don't care as long as my shitty parents don't do anything to me. Also, I love kpop(bts is life but also black pink) and just pop in general but my real love is piano music like the one at the top it was  the first piano song that I listened NUVOLE BIANCHE ughh it was and is my love. I don't know but I like watching Keeping up with the Kardashians but also like Riverdale,13 reasons why and have a love or the movie and the book after. I speak 3 I think...languages, Albanian which is my native language but everyone says that is sarcasm. I also speak and read and write fluently English and can speak and read Italian. And little bits of Spanish and German and Turkish but remember bits and lits.

Now your weirdo is saying bye.Wait did I say everything that I wanted? I think...Oh, fudge fucks it!! (my quote for everything in life)

See it wasn't that difficult!!! Oh, shut the fudge fuck up! Don't flatter yourself so much

So now...

BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS, MOTHERUCKERS BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO READ A BOOK THAT IT COMES FROM MY IMAGINATION AND I THINK IT'S FUDGING AWESOME.SO SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, GRAB SOME POPCORNS AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE OF MY 4-AM-REDBULL-INCLUDED-SELF-HATRED-FUELLED-WRITING-EXTRAVAGANZA.

However bye my ladybugs!!!!! I don't even know how I call you that because I'm afraid of ladybugs but their cute soooooooooooo byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my little bitches!!!

TITLE: Dangerously in love 

ALL RIGHT RESERVED: ME (if everyone tries to do it I'm gonna torture you rip your skin off and then put salt on you, joking but seriously try and copy my work and see what will you get)

STARTED:4/23/2019 (on 25 it's my birthday :)))))

BYE SERIOUSLY NOW LADYBUGS!!!!

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