*Awkward Silence*

What Really Happened

If your a lil' emo rat (or a panic! fan) you know that *takes deep breath* WE HAVE LOST RYAN ROSS PEOPLE!!!

Where did he go?

We don't know!

But here is what I think REALLY happened:

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Brendon closed out of Wattpad. "This is bad Ryan." Ryan looked up at Brendon, "What? The Milk Fic?", he said taking yet ANOTHER shot of Cheese Wiz Heroin. "Yes!"

Ryan sighed. "Well what are we going to do?" "I don't know but I do not LactoseinTolerate this!" Brendon said storming out of the kitchen into the Family room.

He went over to his white piano that was sitting in the corner of the room. When Brendon got to the piano he lifted the piano benches lid to find his stash of Pan glitter.

Brendon took the glitter spreading onto his for head rubbing it slowly. Then, he had it.

The magical gay glitter was telling Brendon that the only way to stop this, was to get rid of Ryan.

Brendon, now satisfied, walked back into the kitchen where he saw his band mate downing a bottle of Cheese Wiz. "Did you figure out what we need to do?" Ryan asked him.

Brendon nodded, "come with me ya lil' shit." Brendon said to Ryan slapping the bottle of Cheese wiz 'out of his hand. Ryan gasped. "Why Beebo?! Why!" he began to cry, licking the cheese wiz off the floor.

"Get up Ryan, we have to go!" Brendon grabbed Ryan's wrist, pulling him out to the car. The two men got in the car excited to go on an adventure. Only to find, it wouldn't start. Brendon frowned. He and Ryan got out of the car and lifted the hood. There where the motor should have been, was a Chalupa from taco bell.

"I'm never letting Tyler drive my car again!" Ryan screamed.

Brendon rolled his eyes and picked up his phone, calling his friend Mikey.

"Mikey, my car broke down I need to barrow your Bisexual Unicorn." (if u understand ur an O.G)

"You want, Sprinkles?"

"Yes." The line went silent before a very muffled "no" was heard. Mikey hung up on Brendon.

Brendon cursed under his breath. He then thought of his fellow friends from Fall Out Boy. He called Andy.

"Hello!"

"Hey Andy, um, I need you to bring Patrick's fedora over, my car broke down."

"Oof, okay. I'll be right over!"

*ten minutes later*

Brendon and Ryan were flying on Patrick's fedora over a sea of milk. Brendon landed the fedora on a beach near by, it looked as if a war was going on. "Please give a complement to your Fedora" a robotic voice said. "Its not a bad d1ck." Brendon said. The two men got out of the fedora and stood in the sand.

Brendon and Ryan looked all around, until they spotted their friends Ray, Mikey, Frank, and Gerard. They were about to call out to say hello, but before they could, Bob shot Mikey in the back and Mikey dropped to his knees.

Brendon had a smug look on his face, "That's what you get for not letting me use your unicorn. Karma came back and bit you in the ass."

Brendon and Ryan took off up the hill in front of them.

When they got to the top, they were in front of a huge pyramid. Brendon picked up Ryan and threw him into the pyramid. "I SCARIFICE YOU TO THE ILLUMINATIE!" he screamed as a pink laser shot out of his forehead.

Just then a bottle of Cheese Wiz came down a crushed the entire content of America. it was sent by the alien space king Joshua Dun.

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And that is what I believed happened to Ryan Ross.

I need help.