(Note: When a character is not talking and there is no (), that is the narrator talking just so you know, okay i go back to watching Anime <_< )
Are odd and slightly politically incorrect porn fest begins with are "Hero" preparing for his big day...
Random Women: YOU SEXIST BA#$&D, PUT A WOMEN IN YOUR F^#$ING STORY FOR ONCE!
X2Star: Okay, Okay, Okay calm the F#$% down already, lemme just change this up a little and...
Are odd and slightly politically incorrect porn fest begins with are "Hero" preparing for her big day...
Random Man: HEY YOU SEXIST BA#%&$^, ARE YOU SAYING WOMEN ARE BETTER THEN MEN!!!
Random Women: AND WHY DID YOU SAY PORN FEST YOU F%$&ING PERVERT!!!
Random Man: YEAH, AND WHY DID YOU SAY HERO SARCASTICALLY, ARE YOU SAYING WE ARE MENTALLY RE#%$^ED!!!
Random Women: AND WHY DID YOU SAY BIG DAY, ARE YOU
SAYING SHE HAS A MASSIVE D#%$!!!
X2Star: ....................................................................................................................women don't have d#%$s.
Both of the F%#$ers: THIS IS THE INTERNET, WOMEN HAVE D%#$S HERE...
X2Star: ...
Are odd and slightly politically incorrect porn fest begins with are "Hero" getting ready for HIS OR HER'S Big Day, What is today you may be asking? well ill tell you because i'm the f%#$ing narrator and you will listen to my every command because i have a sexy as s%#^ British accent.
X2Star: *distant yell* Were getting side tracked here Mr.Narrator
Sorry, anyway today is a very important day because Mr/Ms.IForgotYourName is starting HIS/HER'S first day of Low School, Which is a place that bad writers use thinking that's what high school is, even though there still in Elementary school, Am i right X2Star?
X2Star: *Distant Yell* 1+1=98320854032815094832905832058932819583291849328.2414829108490128094321428190482091831208/SAID NUMBER=2.
So we continue as MR/MS.YOURNAME is tying GENDER's suit in the hopes that this will turn into a Harem story instead of a random piss take, Though eventually backfiring but no spoilers.
MOM: [Y/N] GET YOUR ASS DOWN STAIRS. (Hey not a swear if where talking about donkeys)
[Y/N]: Shut Up MOM, I am preparing.
MOM: YOU BETTER NOT ME MASTE....
[Y/N]: MOM!!!
Suddenly the house explodes due to Mom's Expired Mayonnaise she keeps in her shoe box getting mixed with the sweat of a chicken's a$$ which causes [Y/N] to appear at GENDER's Low School.
[Y/N]: *Yelling* HELLO, I AM [Y/N] AND I AM A F%#$ING PERVERT WHO WATCHES HENTAI 24/7
Everyone stares at [Y/N] with a surprised look, so how could this end?
With Everyone stripping naked and yes i am including the boys.
[Y/N]: YES, THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT GAH EROTIC FAN FIC STORY I TOTALLY DID NOT READ.
But what happened next?
Simple....
Everyone Exploded.
YOU ARE READING
Apocalypse Eve
RandomWARNING: This "Story" is a MASSIVE nuclear experiment of cringe ready to blow up. My goal is to make the most F%#!ed up, Most bizarre, cringe-filled nightmare of a story to ever walk the earth, yeah even worse then erotic fan-fiction if you can bel...
