This God Damn Shitty Note

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Bro, what the fuck are you doing with your life, reading this shit you dirty-minded poopoo.

First of all, yes, I sometimes read smuts. It's usually when i'm bored, pissed off, or just in need of them Caillou memes. Don't call me out, saying "Bruh, you read 'dat shit, you thot ass hoe." I know what you do on Wattpad when you have nothing to do, bitch. ;o

I bet you also listen to husky voice BTS while like, I don't know, masturbating? 

(A little too far, but like -)

Okay, if you can't tell right now, i'm nervous as hell about writing a smut. Smuts gross me out most of the time, but I was dared this, and if I don't accept, the person who I dared first to do this won't make the oneshot smut. ;C

So, prepare yourselves, moody poos, because here we go!

P.S. This is not a serious Smut okay?

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 23, 2019 ⏰

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