JUDIASM RELIGION
(Or Jews)
Jewish people can only eat kosher meat because that’s how they are and I don’t really like this project because it is very boring and I don’t know anything about Jews except Hitler tried to kill them, yep that all I know. Sorry mar finch I’m not very smart ill try harder next time. But seriously no promises, POWER TO THE JEWS. Hope Hitler doesn’t come back to life. That would be scary; it would be the scary beginning to the zombie apocalypse. A zombie now that’s something I could go on and on about they are very interesting, because that be being dead and dead things are fascinating. You just kinda have to admit it, zombies+ zombie apocalypse= walking dead new season. hello world I hope you have some ammo and don’t live in a large neighborhood, cause if you do that means your screwed cause they would eat your face off. That would suck, especially if they didn’t eat all of you cause then you’d become a zombie, that sucks. HAVE FUN. And oh if you are happened to be in a apocalypse then find a big group of people who are trustworthy make sure you have gas and your car is quiet and also try to find a house with some sort of doctor in it and also try and not let any of your kids out of your sight! Unless you want them to become a zombie! Then you’re just a cruel parent! Not cool people and also can you try and get a crossbow (for silence) and zombies will only die if you shoot them in the head. I’m serious. Oh and there is NO CURE, @ ALL no one will ever find it and don’t listen to any news broadcast if you do get ready to fight off a bunch of zombies. Whoa you know what how weird would it be if the antichrist came during the zombie apocalypse and then he/she got her face eaten of by zombies and became a zombie. That would actually be a good thing. I wonder if a school would be a safe place to hunker down in, but then you’d have to deal with the people that thought it’d be a good idea to go to a school to, then there would be all the windows and doors that you’d have to cover up or block same with a hotel god now that’d be a hard thing, I would aim for the top floor or the main floor because of the kitchen no floor in between because you could get stuck in between these floors that have zombies on them now that would be tricky, always have an emergency escape plan that you can have at last second, oh and always carry some sort of weapon I don’t care what it is but always remember zombies are attracted to sound if you shoot a gun be ready for a swarm to come after you, it’s just how it is, they are brain dead though but somehow they are just a teensy weensy smart
1. SHOOT FOR THERE HEADS
2. KEEP YO KIDS IN SIGHT
3. DON’T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT A WEAPON
4. KILL SOMEBODY IF THEY HAVE GOTTEN BITTEN
5. GET IN SHAPE ALL YO FAT PEOPLE, CAUSE YOU GONNA BE DOING A LOT OF RUNNING!
6. DON’T GET YOU SKINNY ASS PREGNANT CAUSE THE BABY IS LOUD AND STINKY AND HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA TAKE CARE OF IT? IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TO, O YO SO WRONG.
7. TRY NOT TO FALL IN LOVE, THEY MAY GET BITTEN AND DIE
8. KEEP YO CHILDREN IN LINE
9. FIND SOMEWHERE WHERE A GROUP OF PEOPLE CAN LIVE TOGETHER WITHOUT KILLING EACH OTHER
10. DON’T GET YO FACE EATEN OFF. I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
Another thing I can talk about forever is the holocaust and Hitler, now what was wrong what was wrong with that cracker, he was killing people every damn day, it’s sad 8000 Jews a day would die in gas chambers. L how sad L…… anyways the holocaust was a sad time for many people and it was a time where people would pull out there hair hoping that they couldq
