The love competition (A Phanfiction)

(Dans POV)

Why am I such a fail? Honestly, I shouldn't even be allowed around people, I'm a danger to society. I guess that's why people relate to me, because we are a community of antisocial, awkward fails. Wow. That sounds awful, but it's the truth. I like to think about these things before I get up in the morning and before I go to sleep at night, it's like my own little reflective time.

I pull down the sheets of my bed and put on my scruffy pyjamas. The other side of my bed was empty, which means that I must've slept in again. I look a wreck. How have I got such a great boyfriend? I don't deserve Phil at all. Phil has been there for me since the day we met. He is perfection, he has his flaws and we also have our little petty arguments, but I wouldn't dare wish for anything else. I try to wake myself up by rubbing my eyes, but that just makes my eyelashes fall into my eyeballs, which is such an awful feeling. Walking into the kitchen is probably my favourite time of the day, because of the food. Basically, food is life. I poor myself some cinnamon cereal with just a tiny amount of milk, just the way I like it. "Morning lazy, I thought you'd be in bed till twelve" Phil says sitting in the couch watching friends. "Well, you know me, the early bird" I reply, joking about how I am actually extremely lazy.

I know it's probably a bad idea because I will probably be like this for the next 13 hours, but I decided to check tumblr. Scrolling through the 'phan', 'Dan and Phil' and 'phan smut' tags always put a smile on mine and Phil's faces. We act like we think it's creepy and messed up, but there are some very creative pictures and stories there. We love them. Scrolling down, we find one photo. It shows Me and Phil in bed together kissing, wow. Our viewers are very creative. "What's that one?" Phil says, pointing at a video. "I don't know, it's called 'Dan and Phil Toxic' wow, that really is a popular song when it comes to us" I reply. Phil press's play on the video, the first clip we see is from the first Philisnotonfire, secretly, that is my favourite video than me and Phil have filmed together, mainly because we met not long before we filmed it. It's very special to us. "Wow, this is....fantastic!" Phil exclaims. "I know, I love you Phil" I whisper to Phil. "I love you too, Dan, but I bet that I love you more than you love me!" Phil teases. "You want a bet?! okay then, let's make this a competition!" I explain the competition that I made up on the spot. This is going to be the start of something either very dangerous or extremely romantic. I can't wait!

We agreed that the competition will consist of different ways of showing our affection for each other, whoever does something so magnificent and perfect, they win!

*more to come*

*I add more everyday*