"Dude! I fuckin hate cantaloupe!" says the jaden smith look alike. Purple gives him a disgusted look before proceding to literally cut out his fucking tongue. "Try complaining about gods melon now, bitch idiot."
"meee meee I'm angry at life >:(" says the purple lesbian.
"I like murder" says my six year old son.
"Guacamole nigger sloth" says the mullet cunt with the acne, before getting shot in the gullet by my six year old son, who loves murder (and coincidentally, guacamole).
"YOO ILLL IMMM! OORRR A MURRERRRERRR!" the tongueless jaden smith attempts to spit at the child. unfortunately for him, he got his shit rocked by the purple lesbian and can not spit. take that retard.
