man, i LOVE eating ass. it's my favorite activity. the juicy tenderness of my face stuck between the cheeks -- it's delightful. even if it's not my girlfriends ass; i'll eat it. i'll eat ANY ass i can get my mouth on. jesus, one time, i was blessed with the absolute juiciest booty i have EVER seen. he was walking with someone, but i crouched down and shoved my face right into his ass with no hesitation. it was a dog, and it tried to bite me, but i knew it liked it. it was so deliciously juicy, i couldn't help myself. of course his owner was screaming at me, but did i care? no. i was eating that dog's ass like i eat ramen -- and boy, do i love ramen. i eventually got taken into custody, but i got out of it. you know how? i ate an officer's ass. they loved it; my tongue rubbing around their tight rectum. it only took about two minutes before they orgasmed four times over, their uniform soaked with nut and my saliva. i later got home to my girlfriend. she didn't know what i did today, and she would never. at least, i thought she wouldn't. i was about to deliver her a ripe ass eating when she told me about how she saw me eating a dog's ass like it was a juicy strawberry. and that's crazy -- i don't even like strawberries. anyways, i was confused to how she knew, but then, it hit me. i knew i recognized that ass. i didn't just eat out some random officer; i ate out my girlfriend without knowing it. and before i knew it, she was letting the dog from earlier into our house. i was quaking. were they going to eat my ass? and then, as i suspected, they did. but let me tell you: that was even better than eating every juicy booty i see.
