Why we should all become communist (JOKE BOOK)

What Is Communism?

Capitalism is not fair. One person can have more than another, leading to poverty. We do not want this. Keep this disgusting poverty out of my sight. We need a great leader and everyone to be equal. It is not fair if for every 10 average people 2 are poor, is it? No. No, it isn't. So we need a solution to this problem. Capitalism is not efficient. Let's say you're playing minecraft and you have 2 diamonds and your two other friends have 5. That's not fair, is it? This causes you poverty. However, if they both gave you one diamond each, all of you would end up with 4. THIS is fair. Meanwhile, Notch is sitting on his throne with 12 diamonds. That IS fair because he provided us those diamonds and a way to play. He is a hard working leader so he deserves those diamonds.

THIS, my people, is my idea
I MEAN
Our idea
Of communism.
This is only the base.