So I want chipotle, whoever is reading this better give me chipotle. I forgot this is about stories so if you want one you better leave.
You quit yet?
Hmmmm?
Chipotle!!!!
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Fine I quit
Ok. Once upon a time there was a human, this human was very intelligent. This person was named Orlando, plot twist he was very stupid when he was a kid. In the end though he was the smartest person in the world, or at least he though he was. He knew answers to all sorts of problems like 2+2=5. He didn't ever fit into any sports because he was too intelligent for them. When he tried basketball he shot it into his own hoop, when he tried football he passed it to the other team, and when tried hockey he couldn't skate. He then joined the marines, and was very reckless. He referred to bullets as fragments he said that they would fly towards you. In the end he died to a "fragment".
The End,
Maybe not.....That's all there is too it.
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Nothing is going to happen....
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