[10:32 am]
SmolDuffy: has anyone seen Steve?
BigSnake: nop. Where are you?
SmolDuffy: at the airport entrance. Where the hell are you guys?
BigSnake: on my way
SmolDuffy: I was with Axl but he disappeared.
BigSnake: I haven't seen Steve since we left the plane.
[No is online]
No: Where you all pieces of shit are?
BigSnake: r00d
SmolDuffy: IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE WHERE WE AGREED TO MEET
SmolDuffy: AT THE AIRPORT ENTRANCE
SmolDuffy: WHAT AM I? YOUR MOM????
BigSnake: you do act like our mom
No: wasn't it Axl's job?
SmolDuffy: it was YOUR job Izzy
SmolDuffy: YOURS
SmolDuffy: so do your job and find Steven
No: No.
No: You do it. You're the mom.
BigSnake: eheh duff the mom
SmolDuffy: whatever. Just meet me at the entrance and we'll decide what to do.
[11:47 am]
BigSnake: duff we just checked in the hotel, have you found steve?
BigSnake: has been an hour, im kinda worried
[11:59 am]
BigSnake: DUFF ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE U ASS
[No is online]
No: Haven't him found Steven yet?
BigSnake: what do you think?
BigSnake: have you seen Axl?
No: Yeah, he's by the pool with some blonde.
BigSnake: typical
BigSnake: but im worried, duff doesnt pick up the damn phone
No: He's fine.
[2:04 pm]
SmolDuffy: guys
BigSnake: OMG FINALLY YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED I WAS!!!!!
SmolDuffy: I found Steven
SexyMotherfucker: CAN YOU GUYS STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE? IM TRYING TO SHOW A COOL VIDEO TO A HOT GIRL
BigSnake: a video of what? Your small dick with your hand around it?
SexyMotherfucker: no!
SexyMotherfucker: and for the record my dick is big
SmolDuffy: GUYS!
BigSnake: yeah sure
SexyMotherfucker: bigger than yours
BigSnake: you wish! AH
SmolDuffy: GUYS!!!
SmolDuffy: we have much bigger problems than Axl's crooked dick
SexyMotherfucker: bitch my dick isn't crooked.
BigSnake: but i thought you had found steve
SmolDuffy: and I did
SmolDuffy: he's in jail
BigSnake: in jail?
SexyMotherfucker: just bail him out
SmolDuffy: sorry I don't have 5k in cash with me to bail him out
SmolDuffy: can someone please bring the money while I take care of the paperwork?
SmolDuffy: please
BigSnake: I'm on it
[BigSnake is offline]
SexyMotherfucker: yeah you guys take care of it
[3:47 pm]
[No is online]
No: Wait what? Steven is in jail?
A/N: first day in Cuba and they already lost Steven smh these guys
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