Doki Doki Literature Club Genderbent

The Cookie Incident (Day 3)

Another day passes, and it's time for the club meeting already. I've gotten a little more comfortable here over the past couple days. Entering the club room, the usual scene greets me.
"Hi MC~" Satori says brightly.
"Yo, Satori. looks like you're in a good mood today." I say.
Satori laughs, " I'm just still not used to you being in the club, that's all."
"I see...... that's a pretty simple thing to get you in a good mood. I guess it's always the simple things with you, anyway." I shrug
"Speaking of which... I'm kinda hungry... Will you come with me to buy a snack?" Satori asks.
"No thanks." I say.
"Eh?? T-That's not like you at all!!"  Satori pouts.
"I have my reasons. Why don't we take a look at your pockets, Satori?" I ask.
"E-Eh? Why that... all of a sudden?" Satori asks.
"No reason, really. I just wanted to look at them." I say slyly.
"A-Ah..." He nervously empties his pockets. His hands fumble around with whatever it's contents were. Then, he pulls his cupped hands out of his pockets and spills them onto the desk. Only two small coins clank onto the table.
Satori laughs nervously.
"I knew it... I can see right through you, Satori," I smirked.
"That's not fair! How did you even know?" Satori asked demanding. 
"It's simple. If you had enough money in the first place, you would have bought a snack before coming to the clubroom. So, either you're not hungry and wanted excuse to take a walk... Or, you plan to conveniently forget that you spent all your money, so that I would lend you some! But there's one more thing......You're always hungry! And so, that only leaves the one option!" I say with finality.
Satori whines, " I give up! Don't make me feel guiltyyy!"
"If you feel guilty, that means you deserve to feel guilty..."
Yuki suddenly laughs. I didn't even know that he was listening in. His face is in his book, as always.
"A-Ah! I wasn't listening or anything—! It was just... something in my book..." Yuki stutters.
"Yukiii... Tell MC to let me borrow some money..." Satori whines.
"That's—! Don't get me involved like that, Satori... Besides... You should only buy what you can responsibly afford... and frankly, after pulling mischievous little stunt like that, you're suffering is fair enough retribution." Yuki says.
"..." I say nothing.
"Ah—! Did I just... I-I didn't mean that!! I got too absorbed into my book..." Yuki mumbles
Satori laughs, " I really like when you speak your mind, Yuki... it doesn't happen much, but it's a fun side of you!"
"That's... There's no way you could think that..." Yuki says softly.
"You were right, though... I did something bad and I have to accept the revolution." Satori says.
"Retribution..." Yuki corrects.
"That!" Satori says brightly.
"Still coming from you, Satori... I guess there's a little devil inside all of us, isn't there?" Yuki asks.
Satori laughs.
"Don't let him fool you. Satori knows exactly what he's doing. After all, he told you guys he was bringing me to the club before he even told me..." I say.
"B-But...! You wouldn't have come if it weren't for the cupcakes... so I had to trick Naruki into making them!" Satori says.
"Come on, give me more credit than that, Satori." I say.
Satori laughs. Next thing I know, a loud pwap happens. Satori whines in pain. Out of nowhere, something smacks Satori in the face and tumbled onto the desk.
"Ow... What was— Eh?? A-A cookie!" Satori gasps. Sure enough, it's a giant cookie wrapped in plastic. Satori glances around.
"I- is this a miracle?? It's because I paid my restitution!" Satori beams.
"Retribution..." I say.
"Actually, that one almost worked..." Yuki says.
Naruki laughs, "I was just going to give it to you. But then I heard you blab about the cupcakes. It was totally worth seeing your reaction, though." Naruki continues his laughing spree.
"N-Naruki! That's so nice of you! I'm so happy..." Satori squeals and then hugs the cookie.
"Jeez, just eat it..." I mutter.
Satori rapidly tears open the wrapper and  takes a big bite, "Sho good... Mmf--!" Satori suddenly clasps his hands over  his mouth. "I bit my tongue..."
Naruki snickers, "You're going through a lot over just one cookie." Naruki takes a bite of his own cookie.
"Ah, yours look really good too, Naruki! Can I try it?" Satori asks.
"Jeez... Beggars can't be chooser!" Naruki says.
"But yours is chocolate..." Satori whines.
"Yeah, why do you think I gave you that one?" Naruki asks.
"Fine... Still, I'm really happy that you shared this one with me." Satori laughs, then he gets out of his seat and goes behind Naruki, and wraps his arms around him.
"Ah— Jeez... I get it, I get it." Cookie still in hand, Naruki reaches up to nudge Satori off of him.
"...Om." Satori suddenly leans down and takes a bite of Naruki's cookie.
"H-Hey!! Did you seriously just do that?!" Naruki whines.