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nigella was chilling with her pal trollop. she was dealing with an ex. unfortunately said ex was male. this was obviously problematic. coincedentally, polly decided to pay the woke pair a visit and strolled in. luckily she was serenaded by an oustanding edition of riptide, the anthem of white girls by the masterful trollop, who was a member of queen which is why we can justify the roger taylor tag on this story.
after a while, nigella and polly decided that they were broke gay kids with emotional baggage as a result of the penis. trollop documented this with vague confusion yet also a level of understanding as she did not have faith in humanity.
the two that did have a level of hope in the concept of love decided that they couldnt go without eachother. this was problematic as polly was pissing off to africa.
"im going to have to live without my gay for a week" nigella tearfully exclaimed.
"oof" polly responded despairingly.
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all men are trash//nolly
Mystery / Thrillermen aint shit and these madlads have worked that out choni could never