Falling In Love Will Kill You

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*warning: mentions of Endgame (NO SPOILERS) and forgetting someone's birthday*

I'm Dun- this chat is a cursed place

Petewentzaway- °~°

I'm Dun- come on Pete why'd you have to prove me point

Beebo- I just had something really clever to say but then I walked in to math class and just completely lost the ability to function my brain properly.

Sarahsmiles- that sounds like an accurate statement

Beebo- OH WAIT I REMEMBER

Beebo- What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Petewentzaway- ur mom

Starfish- well you see, when you engage in sexual intercourse...

Beebo- no chickens evolved from dinosaurs and the dinosaurs laid eggs

MilkyWay- holy shit it's a smartass let's kill him

Starfish- well that's not very nice

MilkyWay- want to know what's also not very nice?

Beebo- not really ur kinda being mean to me

Starfish- Mikey please stop

MilkyWay- no one said happy birthday to patrick

I'm Dun- oh

Petewentzaway- is today really April 27th?

Starfish- Yeah 

Petewentzaway- I thought it was still March 23rd

MilkyWay- should I be concerned 

TacoHell- Be Concerned 

I'm Dun- R.I.P. rab

TacoHell- rab isn't real

I'm Dun- don't make me say it

Beebo- uh Pete never posted on his Patrick Stump fan page so I wasn't aware...

Petewentzaway- Brendon shut up!

Starfish- my what?!

Petewentzaway- nothING

Nicool- I barely know Patrick but at least I said happy birthday

I'm Dun- how the frick would you know?

Nicool- I put his birthday in my calendar?

Brendon- *whispers*... summers on its deathbed...

TacoHell- What?

Brendon- nothin..........

Geesus- je suis de cry

Nicool- I'm illiterate

Beebo- I'm a fat fucking pig

Petewentzaway- I don't understand Patrick help

Starfish- I think he said "I am of cry"

TacoHell- Yeah well same then

Geesus- I just saw Endgame

Ryro- GET OUT

Ryro- NO SPOILERS BITCH

Ryro- FUCK YOU

Geesus- ...

Beebo- I've never seen that side of Ryan before

Geesus- I wasn't going to spoil it

Geesus- please still be my friend

MilkyWay- u saw it with out me :(

Petewentzaway- oh no brotherly moment

Geesus- Mikey I'm a couple hours from you and I have no upcoming school breaks

MilkyWay- well then you probably went alone. You're an antisocial idiot and have no friends

Wholesome Father- *insert pikachu meme*

Starfish- we're his friends!!❤️

Geesus- I went with Lindsey

Beebo- *le gasps I'm having no idea who Lindsey is but is assuming hetero relationship*

Geesus- oh my god shut up

MilkyWay- Lindsey is Gerard's gurlllllllfriennnnnd

Beebo- I'm not the only one in a hetero relationship !

Fronkie- my phone just exploded because of you guys

Fronkie- Hello?

ToKnight- howdy

MilkyWay- omg shut up

ToKnight- I literally just logged on!!!

Beebo- *cough* so Gee how was the movie?

Geesus- uh it was good but I wasn't emotionally prepared so T•T

Ryro- NO SPOILERS

Nicool- why did everyone skrrt when frank joined?

MilkyWay- *cough*

*Beebo removed Geesus from the chat*

*Beebo removed Fronkie from the chat*

MilkyWay- they used to date and they're at that awkward phase of not talking to each other even though Gerard moved on and has been dating a WOMAN for a few weeks now but unless Frank has been active and just lurking then he wouldn't know if Gerard has moved on and no one really wants to be caught in between that cause that shits just awkward.

*Beebo added Fronkie to the chat*

*Beebo added Geesus to the chat*

Beebo- wow I couldn't have said it better myself

Nicool- y'all are weird

ToKnight- I know that wasn't directed at me but I just wanna day happy removal from the womb day!!!!

Starfish- thank you awsten

ToKnight- ahh anything for mom!

hi have a good day! if you're seeing Endgame soon be sure to bring tissues! love ya!