Tulio relaxed on his chair in the airplane.
Next thing, Marcel appeared as the plane pilot.
"Got that gas money?" He asked angrily.
Tulio looked at him as if he'd grew another head. "We're on a plane!"
"Not for long!" Marcel murmured while pulling Tulio's shirt.
"Nigga!" Tulio streeched as he was yanked from his chair.
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Nigel grabbed Linda's purse and flew off.
"HELP, MY PURSE!" She yelled.
"I'LL SAVE YOU!" Luiz hollered while making a random backflip. "WOOHOO!"
"He's already gone!" Linda yelled.
"Yeah, but that backflip tho!" Luiz grinned.
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Nigel and Gabi were both fast asleep.
Next thing, Gabi took her mini iPhone a took a photo of her and Nigel together. The camera flashed, causing Nigel to wake up and took a gun, pointing it at Gabi.
"Delete it." Nigel commanded.
Gabi frozed...
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Circle of Life…
"This is a bottle," Roberto said while holding a bottle of Vodka. He then handed it to Jewel. "A bottle's for models, but models' a trouble!" Blu handed him the table game "Trouble". "And Trouble is a game, and games are for babies," Roberto then finally handed a bottle to Baby Bia. "And babies LOVE bottles!"
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"Talk to you later, bye!" Nico said as he hang up his mini cell phone.
LATER...
"Can I borrow your phone?" Pedro asked to Nico.
Nico handed his cell phone to Pedro. Pedro then marked a number and he screamed angrily to the phone.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Next thing, Pedro droppec the phone, causing the phone to break in pieces.
"HEEEEEEEYYYY!" Nico shouted and glared angrily at him
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BOYS VS. GIRLS
"Hey, you didn't text me back!" Rafael said to Eva, worried.
"I'm sorry, I didn't see the text," Eva apologized.
Rafael shrugged and gaved a quick peck on Eva's cheek. "I'll text you later, then."
"'Kay, bye."
LATER...
"I TEXTED YOU! YOU DIDN'T TEXT ME BACK!" Eva shouted angrily at Rafael.
"I didn't see it!" Rafael argued. Suddenly, Eva threw him liquor on his face. " AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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Armando was playing CHEF MEOW on his iPhone.
Next thing, he lost one round and Flappy started to laugh in the game.
"DON'T LAUGH AT ME!" Armando frowned a little.
Again, he lost another round and Flappy laughed... again.
Armando frowned/pouted even more...
Minutes later, his iPhone was on the middle of the street in Rio. His car passed and…
CRACK!
… it broke his iPhone.
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"Heyo, ma! Let me get your number!" Tipa beamed at Linda as she walked by.
"No, I don't speak inglés, papi!"
Linda scoffed.
"But I speak spanish!" Tipa grinned. "Let me get that nombre!"
"Así no se dice dumbass." Linda said as she rolled her eyes.
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Tiago, Charlie and Luiz were playing Hide And Seek.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Luiz smiled as Tiago and Charlie were already hid in their places.
Minutes later, Luiz found Tiago behind a tree.
"FOUND YOU!" Luiz hollered, but then he was knocked out by Tiago whom punched him in the face. Charlie started to dance lazily in front of Luiz's unconscious body.
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"WHO ATE ALL THE NUTELLA?!" Pedro shouted angrily.
Next thing, Blu, Jewel, Nico and Carla cleaned all the traces of Nutella in their wings and glared accusingly at Tulio.
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(Set on the Flea Market in Rio 2)
Gabi was on her home jar trying to sing "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston. But she couldn't get to the highest note.
"And I~" She sang, but then cough. "And I~" She sang again, but coughed harder.
Nigel, whom was beside her, glanced and said. "Try clearing your throat."
This time, Gabi cleared her throat...
And started to sing exactly like Whitney.
Nigel stared at her in shock.
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