We Kidnapped Captain Levi! [Attack On Crack-Fic]

Contacting the Viking

....I promised I wouldn't update two months later! This is like a year later.

Oops.

Sorry.

Shmurr

Enjoy da upload!

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"The military are finally closing in...." Sarah mutters, looking out through the blinds of the window.

"What're we gonna do?" I ask sitting on the table eating another apple.

"We gotta get back...."

"But how?! We broke the thing!"

"What are you two talking about?" Levi asks from the corner of the room.

"...." Me and Sarah both glance at each other. "nothing~."

"Lies."

"Now he's scaring me! He can tell when I tell lies!" I say running behind Sarah, "he knows!!"

"Lian, you aren't exactly the best liar in the world...."

"But I'm still pretty good at it!" I boast.

"And yet you lose how much money on gambling?"

"...."

"Case closed."

"Damn you..." I mutter.

"How about we try to call the viking?" Sarah suggests.

"Didn't we already try that though?"

"But that was in a different region. Maybe now we'll get something." Sarah said taking out the futuristic device, the ePhone 8.95

"What is that device?" Levi asks staring at it cautiously.

"Don't worry, it won't kill you." I grin skipping to sit beside him.

"It could kill you, if you decided to - "

"Sh~!" I said to Sarah, hushing her. "nobody cares!"

"Oh hell nah, you don't shoosh me, I shoosh you!"

We hear footsteps and silence ourselves as the military go by.

"Gret af ne."

My companion and I glance down at our tied up Levi, glaring at us.

"Oops..."

"Sorry."

"If you were sorry then you would get off!"

We both slid off his body....very slowly...

"I swear...when I get out of here....you two won't believe the punishment - " Levi muttered to himself but I got distracted by the sudden hella eyebrow game from Sarah.

*suggestive eyebrow wiggle*

"Sarah no."

"Sarah yes!"

"Let's just try and call her..." I sigh.

We sit the phone on the table and proceed to dial in the number...

The screen flashes that there's no signal.

"Damnit!" I curse and slam my head on the table.

"Lian!" Sarah yells, "WE GOT FULL BARS!"

"What?!" I yell, raising my head "How?!"

I check the phone and see its still no signal.

"Ha ha, very funny..."