You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi, I'm Will.
Stranger: Do you have a recipe for me?
You: ummm
You: hmm this is hard. you don't seem like you would appreciate a good toe recipe
Stranger: No. I don't eat toes.
You: you don't know what you're missing out on
You: ANYWAY um making caramel is awesome
Stranger: Nah.
Stranger: I'm not a sweets person.
You: my friend gave me some caramels yesterday and they were yummy
You: *GASP* HOW COULD YOU
You: YOU ARE A CRIME TO HUMANITY
Stranger: I used to love sweets.
You: oh so you're one of those weird converter people
Stranger: I had to lose weight and sweets make my teeth hurt.
You: ahaha i don't care i like sugar
You: but why do they make ur teeth hurt?
Stranger: Hey, knock yourself out.
You: i may or may not always be hyper
Stranger: A lot of candy is acidic.
You: i may or may not be hyper right now
Stranger: I think you are.
Stranger: I think you're a hyper little duckling.
You: yep i know because my parents lecture me about health all the time
You: yeah i think i'm hyper too
You: and duck is delicious
Stranger: Your name isn't Christine is it?
You: nope
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: Her parents are big health lecturers.
You: cool my parents are asian people who are like trained doctors
You: which means health lectures
Stranger: I think I can hear your dad right now.
You: that's creepy
Stranger: I could swear I just heard someone say "Why you no doctor yet?"
You: ARE YOU OUTSIDE MY HOUSE ON YOUR PHONE
You: lol yep my parents
Stranger: I am on my couch looking out over the Pacific ocean.
You: that's what they all say
You: *sticks head outside, looks around*
You: you have a very good hiding place
Stranger: Yes I do. See you soon.
Stranger has disconnected.
A/N Now I'm really freaked out that when I go outside there's going to be this creepy guy named Will just sitting there eavsdropping on my house. Is this a rational fear?
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Weird Omegle Chats
DiversosThe chats I have on Omegle are always so weird, and I needed a place to keep them. These should be pretty entertaining, considering my weirdness. Enjoy! (I got this idea from serendi-pity but a lot of other people are also doing this) Disclaimer: I...
