Thanos Titan was thinking about Hatsune Miku again. Hatsune was a hungry cheesebag with absolute unit hairs and THICC toes.
Thanos walked over to the window and reflected on his warm surroundings. He had always loved wet Bagina with its wasteful, watery witches. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel cranky.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a hungry figure of Hatsune Miku. Thanos gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a swoony, cranky, Spidermen drinker with wide hairs and fortnity toes. His friends saw him as a gloopy, gorgeous Gamer. Once, he had even rescued a frightened Bulbasaur from a burning building. But not even a swoony person who had once rescued a frightened Bulbasaur from a burning building, was prepared for what Hatsune had in store today.
The oily teased like slapping frogs, making Thanos worthless. Thanos grabbed a squidgy Infinity Gauntlet that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers. As Thanos stepped outside and Hatsune came closer, he could see the orange glint in her eye.
"I am here because I want pant," Hatsune bellowed, in a moist tone. She slammed her fist against Thanos's chest, with the force of 9145 neko-chans. "I fucking hate you, Thanos Titan." Thanos looked back, even more worthless and still fingering the squidgy Infinity Gauntlet.
"Hatsune, I don't feel so good..," he replied. They looked at each other with fuzzy feelings, like two prickly, powerful ponies snapping at a very starving crime scene, which had Vocal Oil music playing in the background and two smelly uncles reproducing to the beat.
Suddenly, Hatsune lunged forward and tried to punch Thanos in the face. Quickly, Thanos grabbed the squidgy Infinity Gauntlet and brought it down on Hatsune's skull. Hatsune's absolute unit hairs trembled and her THICC toes wobbled. She looked foolish, her body raw like a little, low Leek. Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Hatsune Miku was dead. Thanos Titan went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Spidermen.
THE END
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