happy duolingo au

skeppy

"oh boy i wonder what language i will learn today!" zak opened up the duolingo app and looked at whatever language he left off i dont wanna finisht his anymore duolingo please sponsor me

vincent fell from the picture frame and fell right into zak's lap "learn frnch bby"

zak blushed bc vincent was dressed as an anime girl and he like anime girls he thinks they hot

zak continued his frnech lessons for the day, with his anime girlfrined helping him

a few days went by, zak and vincent were sitting beside each other, getting ready to sleep until they heard a crash. vincent hopped off the car bed or whatever and went to go investigate the source of the noise. zak stayed in bed for about 5 minutes before he called out vincent's name. "OI WHERE U AT MY BAGUETTE PRINCE?"

no response from the little french boy

im lowkey being a little racist im sorry 😔

zak got off from the bed and searched the house for his stupid boyfriend.

he found nothing. he didnt find his boyfriend either. he opened his front door real quick to call out for his boyfriend and there he met

the duolingo bird.

his eyes glowing red, sak almost shit himself.

"someone hasnt been doing their french lessons." he pulled out a gun. "beg for your life in french."

zak stood there, in shock. he couldnt move.

"1... 2... 3"

BATHROOM BREAK EVERYONE GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW OR YOULL SHIT UR PANTS

ok BUT FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO THANK TWITTER USER ‪@GalaticPasta‬ FOR THE IDEA I OOVE U OOOO OK NOW BACK TO THE POOING

idk i dint really write i hate thsi eat my ass