My Clapped-Ass Opinions

South Park Shipping Meme

Mkay, so Imma just list each character and then list all of the characters underneath them and say if I ship them with that character. It will make sense once you view it, I promise. Also I'm fine with it if anyone disagrees with these opinions, but please don't be unnecessarily rude to me or anyone else who comments on this. Believe it or not, people are allowed to not ship #Creek.

Cartman
Ngl this fat manipulative cunt doesn't deserve love. He's hilarious but as a real person he's such a dick.

Kyle (okay for a moment can I just say how much I LOVE HIM like I've recently grown a long overdue appreciation for Kyle he's so cute okay I'll shut up now)
- Stan (#Style) I fucking love Style so much! I've encountered an inner conflict because I love Kyle but I also ship him with a bunch of people, the top one being Stan like they're just so damn cute! Definately a 10/10
- Kenny (#K2) This ship is adorable because I lowkey love Kenny too (don't judge me for being a thot) and they would just be cute together. 9/10
- Butters (#Kylers and I know it's actually Kyutters but Kylers just sounds nicer) I ship this SO MUCH it's my two main South Park bbs like YAAAAASSS! 10/10
- Craig (#Cryle) This ship's pretty cute and I bet it could work pretty well. 6/10
- Tweek (#Twyle? Idk I don't think it exists) This ship would work nicely I think. Like Kyle would help Tweek with all the problems he has from being a crackhead and it would be adorable. 7/10
- Clyde (#Kylyde jesus that's a complicated ship name) Meh, I don't think I'm too keen on this one. They don't have a lot of chemistry. 4/10
- Token (#Tokyle) This ship would be cute! 7/10
- Pip (#Pile? Like that time Kyle had piles aka haemorrhoids) This would really work, like Pip is basically a British Butters so yeah. 8/10

Stan
- Kenny (#Stenny) Meh, I don't think it's all that. 5/10
- Butters (#Stutters) Lowkey cute but still nah. 5/10
- Craig (#Staig) Yeah, they would be pretty cute! 7/10
- Tweek (#Steek?) Nope. Stan would not be able to deal with Tweeks bs since he has ass burgers. 4/10
- Clyde (#Clan) Mhm, they'd be cute. 7/10
- Token (#Stoken) Eh, lowkey. 6/10
- Pip (#Pan wow guys it's me, because I like to fuck pans -_-) Nah, it wouldn't be anything special really. Lowkey cute at best. 5/10

Kenny (lowkey would smash his syphilis-infested ass)
- Butters (#Bunny) Yaaasss, they'd be so cute! Like Kenny would protecc with his life (and then fucking die, as usual). 9/10
- Craig (#Crenny) This would be cute. I'd imagine they'd be sassy af. 7/10
- Tweek (#Twenny) This ship is so cute, like they could both get high on crack together (yes I know Tweek has a lot more to him than being addicted to crack coffee, he's also a smol bean that needs to be proteccted by the great Kenneth). 9/10
- Clyde (#Clenny) They're both fuckboys so it could work. 7/10
- Token (#Tenny? idk) I ship it! Like Kenny could finally get some coin off his sugar daddy and live his best life (nah, but they would just be cute, they don't care about each other's situations with money). 8/10
- Pip (#Kip which btw is a British term for sleep I know it's stupid shut up you bloody wanker) Weirdly, I think it could lowkey work. Kenny works with the underdogs all too well! 7/10

Butters (my ultimate sweetheart he's so ADORABLE I CAN'T)
- Craig (#Crutters) No, I don't this this would work. 3/10
- Tweek (#Beek) THIS IS SO CUTE! It's up there with the top ships ever, man. Like fuck! The only problem is idk who would top? Like you change a couple of letters in Tweek's name and you get 'Twink' and you change a few letters in Butters' name and you get 'Bottom'. And that is the tea (even though Tweek drinks coffee). 10/10
- Clyde (#Clutters) I think it would be okay. 5/10
- Token (#Totters) Oddly cute! 7/10
- Pip (#Bip) Yaaass! So fucking cute, I know they're lowkey the same person but that's why they work! Underdogs gotta stick together! 10/10

Craig
- Tweek (#Creek) They're fucking adorable, man! I really didn't like it at first because they were basically forced to get together but after they had a public break up and then chose themselves to be together afterwards they were so cute! It's one of the only instances where I think opposites attract. 10/10
- Clyde (#Cryde) This would be lowkey cute. 6/10
- Token (#Traig?) Yeah, it would be kinda cute. 6/10
- Pip (Crip? Idk but I have crippling depression) Eh, this wouldn't really work. 4/10

Tweek (is it bad that I would lowkey okay highkey bang him too? Goddamn, I'm such a thot)
- Clyde (#Cleek?) Weirdly I think it could work! Kinda. 7/10
- Token (#Twoken) The ship name got me woke (or twoke, I guess) but it wouldn't be anything special. 4/10
- Pip (#Peek) Mhm, this some gucci shit! I ship it! 9/10

Clyde
- Token (#Tyde) YAAAASSS QUEEN! This ship is adorable! 10/10
- Pip (#Clip?) Meh, nah. 4/10

Token
- Pip (#Tip? Godamn and I think of a tip of a dick before anything else I need help) Not really anything great. 5/10

Pip (okay I know I've got no one else left but I just need to say that Pip is also fucking adorable and fuck me I need to stop being so thirsty).

Some honerable mentions
Okay I know I said Cartman doesn't deserve love but when he was actually a nice person to Heidi they were so cute! I also ship #Stendy because that shit is adorable, like it's so cute how much Stan likes her. However, to contradict that I also ship #Bendy, like Bebe screams bisexual idk why she wasn't sent to the straight camp where Butters went. Speaking of, I ship Butters with Bradley (his accountabilabuddy) they were so cute and the bit before Bradley loses his shit and tells Butters he likes him is really cute! I really ship Token with Nichole, I'm like Cartman except I don't support fucking apartheid. Finally I ship #Dip like SHIT BOI and now that Pip is dead they're probably both in hell living their best life since being gay is a sin.