Shut yo' gay ass up.

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+1 123-456-7890: hey

+1 098-765-4321: Who is this?

+1 123-456-7890: that would be Rich

+1 098-765-4321: Did "rich" disappear and this is someone else?

+1 123-456-7890: no it's still rich, why would you think that?

+1 098-765-4321: you just said "That would be Rich, Which is incorrect grammar. You would word a sentence that way if you were talking about someone else.

+1 123-456-7890: my grammar isn't good. i have adhd and i dont fucking care about anything. so when are we gonna fuck?

+1 098-765-4321: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE

+1 123-456-7890: i said im rich dumbass

+1 098-765-4321: That's very kind of you Rich. I have to shower now.

+1 123-456-7890: who the fuck takes a shower at 11 at night?

+1 098-765-4321: Uh me? Sorry I don't want maggots in my bed.

+1 123-456-7890: i dont think that's how that works

+1 098-765-4321: Shush.

+1 123-456-7890: i didnt actually make a sound because I typed it

+1 098-765-4321: Wow. Okay. Is Rich short for Richard?

+1 123-456-7890: um

+1 123-456-7890: no

+1 098-765-4321: Goodnight Bob

+1 123-456-7890: what

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