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Namjoon oppa ff uwu~

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You and Namjoon loved to argue. It was the pros of your relationship with him.

Joon→For the last time, I don't want you to order pizza!

Y/N→ Pizza is god! You screamed, pointing at the delivery man at the door.

'Yes, pizza is good.' He looks at both of you akwardly.

Joon→NO ITS NOT ITS BAD ITS BAD ITS BAD! Namjons says, stomping.

Y/N→Namjoon! Pizza is always good!
You pushes him.

Namjoon takes a step back.

The delivery man shook.

Joon→YOU DIDNT TOUCH ME. HE SAYS QUIETLY. YOU DID NOT TOUCH ME! HE REPEATED.

Your eyes widen. Namjoon o- oppa you say.

He grabbed the couch, picked it up, and throw at you. The couch has crushed you and now your dead.

I AM THANOS! HE SCREAMED.

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                 Taehyung oppa ff~
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Taehyung oppa is never mean. When he kicked open the door down and glaring at you, you gulped.

'T-T-T-Tae-Taeh-Taehyung oppa, are you okay?' you ask.

He stomped over. 'Why u do this?hUH. Why you cheat with me on Jeon Jungkook?

You let out a lil gasp.' I didnt oppa!' you cry.

But Taehyung oppa did not belive you. 'YOU CHEATER!'

'No i didnt!'

'Yes you did!'

'No I-

You felt a slap accross your face.Your oppa slapped you. You spinned accross the floor, landing with a loud crash. You oof on the ground.

'Y/N?' Taehung bent down and poke you. You did not move. 'OH MY GOD I KILLED Y/N! IM SO SORRY Y/N!'

Then, you woke up. You coughed up blood. I'm okay Taehyung, just don't slap me again.....

BLURP!

You lost too much blood. You died. Taehyung scrrams 'NOOOOOOOO!!!'