One day Colton decided he wanted to be gay so he did. Him and another Gaylord named Lenzo started being gay. They became so gay that they were too gay kt exist, so they vanished into gayworld. They met lots of gay people there and one named kevin. No one knows why he is there because all he talks about is dirt and rocks and mud. Then came the gayest of them all,
Kyle. He's so gay that there's not enough gay to go around for him, so Colton tried to be gay enough leaving Lenzo to go back to normal earth. Colton touched kyles tiny gay guy willy but notbing happend. After all, kyle
Is hard to impress in gay world.
